Having to do database schema changes manually is HELL. Management seems to not be taking seriously enough the need to stop and implement migrations, my boss/lead dev suggested me to look up how to adopt/implement them in my own free time, instead of stopping all the feature implementing to do this VERY IMPORTANT, CRUCIAL CHANGE. Now I am the retard who takes too much time to do simple changes in the database.

Maybe I am retarded after all.

I just found this website
Genius
http://http.cat

Enough of this!!! I need a break.
*Gets up partially from chair*
*Looks back at the code, gets an idea*
*Sits down again for couple of hours*

- study for my final exams
- finish half of my bachelor thesis
- learn Angular for my full-time job
- learn React for my full-time job
- manage to do all of this in less than a month 😬

the rest will come

When your colleagues have no tests for their code and tell you not to touch it, because it WORKS!

Are there any website or public list that shame companies and websites for sending passwords in plaintext whenever we tend to reset the password?

note: it is already dec. 23 in here

testers and another integration team are working for an urgent deliverable.
they just called, asking if i can come to the office and complete my code so they can use it as a basis/reference to theirs.

wtf

Instagram.exe when Yahoo and Altavista were cool. 😁

guess who decided to update

Sit down at desk

Open VSCode

Stare are my code for a good 5 minutes

Get up

Goto kitchen

Make extra strong cofee

Drink. It. All.

Sit down

Re attempt to decipher last weeks code.....

Mondays.

agree with this? :/

I took over someone's code right after they left, and this was in there... By the way the containing method was about 300 lines long.

Dev Card Deck.. WoOt!?

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. (Michael Sinz)

In Mexico, all the developers are seniors.

This right here..😂

Anyone work with other developers who take 3 times as long as you to do things, spend all day talking, get nothing done, so you have to pick up the slack? Fucking annoying.

*can't figure out why code doesn't work for hours*
ugh fuck this.
*angrily leaves for bathroom break*
*come running back*
I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT!!!!

when people address you as "sir" or "him" in an email because girl developers apparently aren't a thing. -_-

Client wants a hit counter in their site.....is this 1998?

When you see a someone write this
if(condition){
return true;
} else {
return false;
}

Found this online, figured you guys/gals would like it

ASCII art diagrams as "documentation". Don't be this guy.