😥😥😥😥

Try harder !! 😄😎

Just the beginning!!

User: Hey, we got a big issue with one of your tools. One of your pages isn't loading.
Me: Ok, so when did this happen?
User: We don't know? Its been like that for a long time though, so we thought it was normal 😃
Me: ....ok. So do you know what data is supposed to appear?
User: Uhhh we're not sure as well. Since, you know, its been like that for a while.

Just great 😑

When developers are frustrated with stupid laws 😂😂

A non-techie just asked me this, "when your computer overheats, why does it freeze?"

I thought it got lost in mail, but it finally arrived! ❤️

Two hours. At the most.

After an hour or so I just need to go and chat with people or eat something away from the desk or simply trot around.

And my job isn't even boring.

Now that Android P is officially named "Pie",
It makes me wonder what they'd name Android Q?😂

I'm not even aware of any desert that starts with a "Q". 😋

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

okay, I promise.

You think dating is hard? I eat dates for breakfast.

No, the fruit.

elementary OS, hands down, is my favourite. They eat for breakfast the people who think Windows is easy and macOS is pretty. Fucking cannibals.

Remember that statement you made on that tough bug?

Me, LMAO

I just walked passed 2 technologically impaired ladies in my office (the kind who think google is on their actual computer) having an avid discussion about how "You can find Ajax everywhere on so many websites!".

I was super impressed until I realised they were talking about buying dish soap :/

When you sign up to public WiFi (ikr 🙄) with the name: Mr Fuck Off... Etc

Then it greets you with: "Welcome Fuck!"

I played myself 😝

People who know basics of HTML, CSS and start searching for the web developer Jobs are the same people who buys a pencil and assumes that he is an artist 😀

Holy s**t, I was wondering why my fans were noisy and my computer so warm lately. So I checked inside to see this. The CPU fan is fucking resting on the graphics card like Dr House on his stick.

Last minute setup post!

Confused to OS!

"Pics or it didn't happen."

-- Me to testers

SAD :|

Weekends be like:
Half day = *thinking* what should I do in weekend
Half day= *thinking in regret* I didn't do anything productive
😂😂😂

KDE = Goku
Xfce = Flash
Cinnamon = Thor
GNOME = Captain America
Pantheon = Wonder Woman

Windows = Pilaf

Cons of using an unmaintained app! :/

[About: This is Nokia's Z Launcher. Its development stopped before it even went out of beta, but it's so good I use it anyway. If interested, you can find it on APKMirror.]

what is your favourite quote for programming?
This is mine :Truth can only be found in one place: the code.

when you write code whole night at 4am

Don't let your team working be like this:

Monday:
Frontend: Hey, is the API ready?
Backend: Sure, will give you later

Tuesday:
Frontend: @backend, is the API ready?
Backend: yeah, yeah, will give you later, yesturday is busy.

Wednesday:
Frontend: @backend, is it ready?
Backend: Been working on some prd bugs, will give you later

Thursday:
Frontend: @backend...
Backend: ...

Friday:
Frontend: @backend...
Backend: Oh, I just find out that you should ask @backend_b for this API...

(I was actually trying to get my avatar, but this story is real)

😁😁 oh i got another idea