SELECT * FROM programmers WHERE attr='no_gf'

Query took 6 months.

Random talk with a colleague:
-How familiar are you with oop concepts?
- I don't need that, I will make my life easier instead. They say "the" Java is faster though.
-Faster from which lang?
- C.
Me: Aw shiet.

Can't believe who I share this precious air with.

Collective phishing scam

Python and C walk into a bar.
Except python walked in an hour later.

A python dev opens a C editor, yells it says "int", kill it till you still can.

Guys that list 10+ programming languages that are in their skill sets are my favorite. Do you actually know all of them?
It's like saying you're fluent in Spanish, Arabic, English, Hindu, Mandarin, etc.