I didn’t want to wait for the adapter to come in…

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

Client: Can I speak to the developer responsible for my website?
Developer: Speaking...
Client: You have a deep voice for a 5 year old.

“If everyone is admin, no one is admin and this is communism” - Our DBA

The reason why I changed my username ( I'll just be honest here )

I was working on a website. I noticed that entries were submitting yesterday but today new entries were not showing up on database. It was like my database refused to insert new rows but there was no new error in log. I kept trying for almost half an hour, read all the answers on stackoverflow, read docs, tried different methods. Nothing worked. I was fucked up. Completely fucked up.

In frustration, I just stared my database for 10 mins without a single blink, and then I noticed this thing 'showing 25 out of 78 rows'
(-_-)
I clicked on 'show all'

AAAAAAND

I felt retarded.

Okay I can give an excuse that last time I saw a database was a year ago, but still.. how retarded you need to be to not see this FUCKIN 'SHOW ALL' when it is on the TOP of the FUCKIN TABLE!!

Made poor commit messages for a repo and then found out that we were going to start doing peer reviews at school the next day and that we were going to be assessed by git commit messages.

Rebased at 2 in the morning. Rewrote every commit message.

Did not get assessed by git message.

Login :
Username - admin
Password - admin

This is just evil.

Unlocking a dark theme by inviting friends to a service I just wanted to try out.

Also the wording is annoying. Yes, I do want the dark them, I just don't want to spam my friends for it. Subscription process cancelled, dickheads.

Nobody in IT ever smiles this much

- Her : How’s your life going?

- Me :

Under settings, we made a checkbox labeled “Run Program Faster”. The state was saved but it didn’t do anything.

We turned it “on” when people said things were slow. Usually they were happy and no one complained the “run faster” option wasn’t working.

A client asked me to add a mobile phone field to a registration form and asked me explicitly to use their server side validation for it.
Apparently they need a valid provider prefix, but after that everything goes. This was passed as valid mobile phone number.

Enough is enough. This has happened for the last time! >:(

Source:- Reddit

Filler text for meme

If Gordon Ramsay made code reviews, I would watch that show. Especially the insults he would use for handling clients.

"This code has so much spaghetti, it decided to open it's own restaurant"

Oh shit

Totally agree...

My friend said "I googled it on duck duck go"

Me: Dude what?

Making the most out of opportunity.

At least it wasn't Disney who acquired GitHub. Not sure if the world is ready for GitHub branded tampons yet.

Ranters this week

GDPR done right. 😂😂

2011: 3 billion devices run Java
2018: 3 billion devices run Java

No one dare deploy anything the week before Christmas - no fucking way I'm writing a hotfix under the Christmas tree again this year

God Apple, why tf does the Fill Screen / Fit Screen button only turn bright / change glyph sometimes ☹️

Today I broke a record 🎉

..in the production database 😅

What a nice trip to Italy. So tempting to ask someone who was so active

When you have two screens and you need to read both for cross references.

That's when I sold my bitcoins for wedding gift shopping.