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MAINTENANCE OF STACKOVERFLOW PLANNED
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Stackoverflow and its relative partners will be closed for two days due to maintenance, new design, and moving server infrastructure from United States to 1km below the Switzerland Alps for extra layers of security. This decision was made by the recent CloudFlare data leak.
Now our servers will be able to handle data leaks because even though the data was leaked, it will fill the empty places in the rocks resulting inaccessible from attackers.
Stackoverflow and its relative partners' maintenance estimated time is February 29 - 30. We will try to finish as fast as possible and bring you guys the best experience. If the maintenance delayes, we will tweet via @StackStatus or post details in our status blog.
Thank you for your support and have a happy day.
Best regards,
Stack Exchange team

Term: Lie in
Definition: Those 2 or 3 hours extra my girlfriend sleeps while I go to Starbucks and get some work done. Currently watching web development lectures.

OpenSSL: Oh boy Heartbleed was a serious vulnerabi...

Cloudflare: Hold my bear

Cloudbleed

!rant

Today marks three years of marriage to the best rubber duck ever.

😍

How to decrease productivity of half of the globe in just 3 words:
Stackoverflow is offline

Roses are red,
Lilies are orange.
Fuck PHP.

@dfox You wasted a great chance to hide an Easter egg
https://www.devrant.io/rants/404

At my company we need to change our passwords every month and every month I add a an extra exclamation mark at the end of my password. Now after 5 years there is an unbearable amount of exclamation marks so I tried to change my my password to 'beefstew'.

Apparently it wasn't stroganoff.

learning nodejs and it's awesome

If you dont encounter any error for a long code, then you seriously did something wrong forsure!

Accidentally went to Reddit when searching for Redux.

Well, there goes my day, my productivity, my motivation and anything I had in my mind.

sudo apt update; sudo apt dist-upgrade -y

Linux roulette!

Minifiing js-script in one line...

... Error in Line 1:5363.

age++;

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