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...probably using Windows or mac.
😋

Oh! no my Windows boots fast like a Mac. There must be an error.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I like paradoxes, I created one with multiple choice questions.

"Some stupid question" ?

A) answer 1
B) answer 2
C) None of the above
D) All of the above (paradox)

#killingtime

Who will try it? :-D

I just spent 15 minutes typing a rant only to lose it when I switched apps.

Can I rant about Dev Rant?

Maybe the code behind the "Windows is checking for solution"

Fuck clients!

It's a joke, please come back :(

how my valentines day turned out to be

Not even slightly exaggerated

The internet needs me

Finally got my hands on this! 😋

Everytime they force me to add and test stupid features. I usually end up making my own version, which they dump almost every time.

Linux is awesome. In runs on my fridge (Tizen), my TV (Tizen), my phone (Android), my watch (Android Wear), My PC (Ubuntu) and my laptop (Kali). I'm now trying to force my parents to convert to Linux.

I aspire to be as high as you devrant bot

"This towel executed an illegal operation and needs to be washed"

In my office, when a dev gets too talkative he/she gets boxed in and pretty much told to shut the hell up. 😂 #DevTimeout #LessFlapsMoreTaps

Does anyone here actually work in Silicon Valley?

Or is that place just a myth?

I think the best I saw was a co-worker scripted a file so that every time the manager typed the computer would play painful screaming sounds and then thank her when she stopped typing.

Another programming job: the first 5,183 decimals of pi, in wood sticks. Took me three months to do. Now I start e

You say: "We added AI to our product"
I hear: "We added a bunch more IF statements to our codebase"

Response.write ("sup?")

What the hell is wrong with you guys taking screenshots with your goddamn phone?! Ever heard of that small magical programm called "snipping tool"? It's like fucking screenshot porn! And yes, there is a screenshot programm on Linux too. Goddammit. Are you devs or fucking newbie users?

I FUCKING FORGOT MY LAPTOP IN MY DORM. I HAVE NO PC FOR THIS WEEKEND. I HAVE 2 PRESENTATIONS, THAT I HAVE YET TO COMPLETE, ON IT. FUCKING BRAIN. FUCKING DORM THAT CLOSES AT 2 P.M.

Stallman is ranting about proprietary software. Yes, sir!

Getting tired of certain co-workers under-delivering. They commit an entire release to one feature and my team plans our release expecting we'll be able to use his changes by the end and then on the last day of development he decides more testing is needed and it won't be finished until next release. Come on, man!

I am a 29 year old with about 10 years of development experience under my belt. I have what most would consider to be a senior level job that pays well for someone who is self taught and never attended college or university.

Recently I have had the urge to obtain a formal education. I don't really have any need or reason to, but the urge is still there.

I know there are a ton of respectable and very talented devs without diplomas. Any of you ever regret not perusing a degree? Would you see any benefit it pursing one late in your career?

Hey, programmers what would be your answer to this guy??? 😂😂

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Every time when you receive a piece of code and it doesn't work.

set this as screen saver.... poor guy