Our dad: we used to walk 10km to goto school
Millennials as dad: we used to use 10kbps internet

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Many can relate. 🤔

Do NOT build something as fast as possible. You are going to end up spending more time trying to refactor the mess than youd have spent drawing a class diagram.

just do it... you're over thinking it

My new mug! Rick rocks!!

My lil girl has a habit of bringing me her rubber ducks whenever she sees me sitting down and just chilling. But this far she has (funny enough) done it twice whilst I am coding.

This time she got me super duck!!!

:) i love my lil girl

New devComic! Based on a funny rant by @AlgoRythm (https://devrant.com/rants/1168834/)

Human: "Why did you buy an old iPhone?"

Me: "Mostly for cross-platform development"

*Apparently that was not the answer they were expecting*

I fucking hate ionic
I fucking hate ionic
I fucking hate ionic
I fucking hate ionic

it works!!
I still fucking hate ionic -.-

So I maintain a open source PHP app that wraps youtube-dl, providing an UI for it basically. Some guy on a forum DMd me saying it's not working for him. I asked him what php version he used and if the file permissions are correct (the script makes and switches directories, so the permissions can't be root but need to be www-data).

He answers with PHP 7.2 (the newest that's rare) and says the file permissions are correct.

After 2 weeks the problem still persists and ofc I am doubting my code here. We finally get online together and I can use anydesk to work on his machine.

I discovered 2 things.

1) File permissions were just completely wrong.

2) PHP WASN'T EVEN INSTALLED

So what did I learn?

Never trust the user and I am glad that I work as a dev, not as a tech support.

Given the latest trend, i thought you guys might like this : https://twitter.com/steevedrew/...

Why not have a game of DevSecOpoly? Doing DevOps and Security right!

My laptop has a DVD drive.

Now I know I need an upgrade

No biggie, just forgot to renew my lets encrypt certs T_T

Published a new blog article last weekend (finally) and had the idea to make a privacy/security Q&A one this weekend.

I'd make an email address for it to which you can email (a) question(s).

What do you people think?

"Chrome 66 arrives with autoplaying content blocked by default"

Fuck yeah! Fuck you CNET, Mashables and all the other retard companies that did that.

Our new hire is way too excited and energetic .. or maybe I'm just too old and cynical.

Everyone sharing pictures of their workspace so here’s mine.

MySQL Workbench - User friendliness at its worst.

My wife came home from her baby shower with this onesie. It made me so happy.

I participated at a robotfight today. After I pushed the enemy outside of the ring, my robot started smoking.. but I had a blast anyway

Mr. Zuckerburg, I have 30 seconds left, I have one last question. Can you fix my printer?

Me: git commit -a
Git: [successful]
Me: git push
Git: [unpulled commits on remote]
Me: git damnit

I believe this has saved us every so often...

Me: Oh it's just a simple formatting/styling issue, shouldn't take but a minute
Computer: *laughs in html*

!rant

When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

Cannabis.

How cute *_*