🤣😂 Priceless!!!!!

😲😲😨😱😵

My morning was:
Boss: When are you going to finish?
Me: As I told you before End of February!
Boss: No way you have to reduce the deadline in 15 days.
Me: 😨

YOU DENSE MATHA$^&/$^$#@

kfine2018 I saw what you did here. Very good. 😈

Lololol. Thats evil with no....... evil...but evil....with no... evil.... awesome. 😂

Há pois é! Belo feriado. Vem mesmo a calhar.

Had to scream today:
"I'M ONLY ONE. ONE AT THE TIME F...."

Besides that it was ok.

Don't worry. It's an opportunity to learn more.
You can have 10 years of xperience and you will continue to learn.
That is the beauty of our work. New ideas, new ways.
When I started to work I had the same thing so you have to take advantage of that.
Even today I'm still learning.

KCCO

@CoffeeNcode Where in Portugal?? This picture is from Peniche - Almagreira beach. Perfect for surf. You should visit.

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Say:
You talking to me??
Look behind you and say:
Well I'm the only here....

1
Write a number on a post and then say:
Wait for your turn. Get back in line!
2
Reply with:
Interesting... what do you think?
3
Don't take off the headphones. Wait until they get closer and scream: what a hell are you doing??? Stop harassing me. Jesus mother of God. Why????

Then take the headphones and say: Yes???

@electric-ghost well... I really don't have a clue. I remenber having sprints long time ago... in a distante past... very blurry... I remenber being part of a team and planing the next Sprint.. 😢 😭
Now I just sprint to the finish line.

@electric-ghost The concept of Sprint for him is everyday around 9:30 is to enter on the office saying "let me see the Analytics" when he can see on his computer... because... well its a website. So I gave him my chair for him to see on my computer.

Then goes to me design coĺlegue asking for "beatifull things" ... 😁

Then returns to my desk asking to see the project and I have to give the chair once more so that he could request more changes.

So..... I was thinking.... how can I ..... you know..... get out of this loop where a certain question pops in my mind every 5 seconds???

What have you done! You are doomed.... 😈😈

May the force be with you.

Show confidence . Be honest. Be ready for a new challenge.
If you respect this you will do just fine.

Don't over think.. be prepare.

I have fuck up a few interviews and like @CapnHammered mentioned... its a learning experience.

I started to explore android a fee months ago and now, each time i feel like trying to know a little more and developing more complex trial apps I give up... knowing that I have to run an Android studio. 😩

Visual studio runs very good on my PC.

Alguem escreveu Portugal?? PORTUGAL CARALHO... Merica!!

For real!?!? I cannot believe it...

Where to start!?

RUN

Lolol @BindView

I'm sorry... but with that name...of course people will not be happy.
😈
Savage!!!

Just talk to your boss.
At least he will know that you are not stupid. Than you will see what to do next.

They know where I live.
😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

He is a smart man.... @jhh2450

I know that feeling.
When I returned from vacations last year I had my 2 monitors full of post-it...
I cannot denied I like the suprise...but I died inside. 😨😨😨😱😱😱

No, you are not wrong.

I tried to suggest once.... the experience was scary... my boss said that he had to see the final result to see if he would aprove or not.

The worst waste of time. An all afternoon.

Samsung Grand Prime