Solar Scroller

Scrolling the vast solar system in your browser and learn about astronomy [more details]

When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

LOL...

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

Client: We want a mobile shooting game with multiplayer, In-app purchases, leaderboard and stuff and you should also help us in publishing it.

Me: Cool what’s you budget?

Client: max $100.

I never replied again.

Thank you devRant for making me feel like a teenager once again! Every time I get a ++ it makes me ever so slightly happier!

That was good beer

When a web developer visits a porn website...

*walks to the kitchen at work to get a glass of water*
*walks back and continues debugging an issue*
*starts drinking from the glass*
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*noticing that I never actually filled the glass*

😐

That "in the zone" moment 😆

Why study computer science if you can become a science and get paid for it? 🤣

Write once ... works forever
Write once ... get paid forever
The new GIG !!!

I'm sure some here can relate.

(From "Dark Humor" FB page)

har har

Don't try this at home 😋

This is how you address your 🐱

Everyone keeps posting about Linux and living in 2037 but I don't get it. Why is Linux so great? How do you live with the incompatibility of your games??? Just casually rocking windows 10 living in 2017

Let's not.

FUCK HELL YEAH! I'm done with my FUCKING THESIS! I just handed it in - that filthy time eating piece of blood sucking papershit! God yes! I'm proud and relieved as fuck!

Got really sick as well! Fuck the stress! Fuck everything. I'm just gonna play Witcher 3 all day long with some nice cup of tea !

1969 vs 2017

Best joke I have read this week...

I like my new USB enter key.

When your coffee supplier won't let you order < 5. Client side validation wins again.

Is that a threat? "or else" 😆
Seriously Sololearn is getting out of hand ...

Who is capable of?

I love the super dark theme!

Perfect

I heard you guys like rubber ducks. Here is a Tomato Duck.

This feels better than good grades.

!rant

1980s - This thing can store entire programs !!

2017 - This thing can't even store my git ignore !

(Still remember when my dad used to bring games for me in these floppy disks from his office and my pc had a floppy reader XD)