Ohhhhh ummm ok.

Amazon just threw it on my face.

This.

Guys, lets encrypt.

Opera is really catching up as a browser.

One word - JS!

Get me one.

Seems appropriate.

Now, browse cities on Firefox!

Just came to know I too have powers.

Could be a repost, but what can I do, I'm on stage 4 ok!

This was supposed to be funny.

A friend called ITIS guys about some network issue on his system.
Frnd : Hi, I'm facing some security policy issues on my system. Could you help me connect?
ITIS guy: Ok. Please run 'gpupdate /force' cmd from cmdpromt.
Frnd: Well actually I'm on Linux.
ITIS guy: Well, at least give it a try and tell me how it goes.

*Facepalm*? *Bodypalm*? Murder?

Manager : I wish to upload an excel sheet from my browser, and based on *some conditions*, could you please highlight the cells with incorrect values.

Me: And then download the new edited sheet with highlighted cells, right?

Manager: No just change the file that I have on my desktop. So I can repeat whenever I need, with the same file.

Me: :/

After being overloaded with BS facts people read on socials and then tell you all day.

About interviews and other things.

int getRandomNumber() {

return 6;

// Guaranteed to be random. I used a dice.
}

Found this online while searching for something about shitty existing code that I just didn't understand. Irony!

SO helps...in a way...

Good knowledge of ORM tools like web services and XML? Really?

I know people who need this.

PostgreSQL documentation is just a joke! Plain ass formality from their side.

Got rejected from a really nice opportunity today. Irrelevant experience as it seems to the company.

As it turns out I'm an unlucky beginner in the industry who's stuck with a wrong, legacy code project. Doesn't mean I don't know anything and I can't learn new stuff. They were not judging capabilities, just judging people by the project they're working on in their current firm.

Sometimes, LinkedIn does work for you I guess!

They couldn't pick a better time to take a screenshot for PlayStore!

When you're reading about chocolates but even that reminds you of bugs!

Indian tech companies can put in weird skill requirements at times. See point 2, for fuck's sake is this real?! And it obviously contradicts point with point 5 right?

The reason for half the web-dev world sufferings is that Microsoft won't stop choking their users with explorer or edge, and half of the client are too dumb or lazy to download a different browser to test stuff. Fuck this shit man! Nothing works the way it should on this bitch.

Everytime my manager says- It should work perfectly on IE because client doesn't have any other browser, I curse IE for exisiting. If you can't improve it, just remove it you freakin' sadists. It'll not be an embarrassment to load something better on your OS. If anything, it'll get people to like you maybe. Like you for accepting your fuckery and making a decision in favor of the web dev world and innocent windows users, who only use your explorer to download other browser asap. For just that one time and for all your arrogance, you're making the whole world suffer.

Scary enough? And people here are taking about Anabelle. Lol.

And then, it kept thinking and thinking.

I didn't know I could make the Google Assistant crash!