3M used to make sticky notes. Now they make composite helicopter armor as well.

When you need to pivot your startup, do it. There is nothing to be ashamed of.

java --version
FATAL: Unknown parameter

java -v
FATAL: Unknown parameter

*googles get java version*

java -version
openjdk version "1.8.0_252"

FUCK YOU

(•_•)
<) )╯i
/ \

\(•_•)
( (> got
/ \

(•_•)
<) )> promoted
/ \

paraphrased

C: "hey, we've seen the ticket resolved with a bug bounty rewarded to you! congratulations!"
C: "we've talked about it today on our meeting and think we deserve 85% - since it was discovered by you while working on our contract and system!"

That was so bizarre to me and I was speechless for a good 10 minutes, didn't even have any witty reply afterwards.

I just cancelled the contract, reported the client to my middleman, explained it to the on-sight business contact and requested the final milestone to be released with one week notice until it gets to be a public case if not released through escrow.

I'm still somewhat shocked at how greedy one can be, the whole system package I was working on had estimated 150-300k post first week launch (tons of existing clients merged and unified into one system, with much more paid and feature stuff etc.), the bounty I got was around 3.5k, it still didn't sink in me.

And on Fridays we all say together...

✨
✨ DON'T ✨
✨
✨ PUSH ✨
✨ ✨
✨ TO ✨
✨
✨ PRODUCTION ✨
✨
✨

I just find this joke days ago.

Not easy to spot

My friend (not in CS) said his computer was a bit slow.
I told him I'd fix that for 10, he agreed.

I increased the cursor speed.
He bought it.

They lack inventory management

Antialiasing...

Ran into a devRant user at a random bar in NYC last night. Super cool meeting you in the wild!

who still makes lan partys? this image is an old lan party with friends.

Every job interview question ever

Js developer will understand

When a communist starts coding!!

😂😂😂

Seems about right

my lamp doesn't seem to work... smh

True history... (I find in twitter)

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ (\__/)
   ⠀　 (•ㅅ•) my mentor defending
　＿ノ ヽ ノ＼ ＿ my code to the team
/　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ
( 　(三ヽ人　 /　　 |
|　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノ   
ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／
　 ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 (\__/)
　 /ﾐ`ー―彡 \ (•ㅅ•) me

It's a torture for developers when you're on StackOverFlow, which is everyday, and you see awesome job postings.

I need this shirt 😲

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Today I learnt from a more experienced Dev that using git as versioning system makes the code open source.

Irony is, the person who put this is on his seat is German 🙂 🇩🇪

It's how it be man

Startup tip...

Found on 2019's Stack Overflow Annual Developer Survey

What if...

Implementing a while loop subconsciously

How often does this happen????

Then they can't blame us for code quality.

Variable name 😂😂😂😂😴