Who does this?!

lol 😅

Guy 1: Can I come to your house
Guy 2: No don’t I don’t want to be ashamed by my fat mother
Guy 1: How fat is your mom
Guy 2: FAT 32

1/3 of US bandwidth is used by Netflix...

the rest is used by `rm -rf node_modules && npm install`

Iphone X... 😂🍎

Bootstrap themes are... intresting... 😩

Wish he can earn enough to buy a desk some day..

If Programming Languages Were Girls:

Java: Your current girlfriend, you've been going steady for a while now. Things are okay.

Kotlin: The girl Java finds you cheating on, she's just amazing, and you wish you'd met her sooner.

Visual Basic: The girl you accidentally started a relationship with because you didn't know how to say no. But quickly realised your mistake and regretted it.

JavaScript: A childhood friend you occasionally hook up with. But you could never settle for a relationship with them.

Python: A bossy, manipulative girl who quickly turned things sour. But everyone else loves her because of her huge libraries.
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My and a co worker were joking the other day about what programming languages would be like if they were girls. This is what we came up with (Original inspiration: the Distracted Boyfriend meme (Feel free to add your own!)).

After waiting nearly 2 months I finally got them!

System.out.println("lol");

Android Studio the great 😂

Thank God secondary phone number isn't required.

When you have big dreams but limited resources

Git blame strikes again

God fucking damn this stupid MariaDB is full of bugs... First access denied because I tried to login as root as non root and now that... Damn...

Customizing my arch linux desktop 🙂

High resolution picture:
https://imgur.com/a/aEeZR

What do you guys think?

You run a bank with over 10million customers and can't​ handle a nullpointerexception error.And java ssly.

Microsoft and Linux 😂😂