Bye bye salary

Web dev's worst nightmare: "it doesn't work in 3DS browser"

https://twitter.com/lizardbill/...

XML sucks. Why can't we just use JSON everywhere?

One of the most hated things by me in my entire Internet using experience is guys who comment on blogs and forums saying "Pls send me help/full code for this: my email is X and my number is Y"

Grow up guys. The admin is not your slave to send you personal help on an email.

It's so damn embarrassing I'm starting to hate my nationality.

Yo Devs hit me up ;)

Senior Dev at work told me to cherry pick commits from another branch....later found out that it is an actual git command ! 😅

git cherry-pick <commmit>

This isn't a rant, but I just wanted to share that I just founded my first tech Startup!! 😍😍 So excited to see where this journey leads me.

Only me?

*spends day working on really hairy JS problem*
Boss: How is this any different from yesterday's product?

*cranks out an hour's shitty HTML*
Boss: Good job today, I'm impressed!

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So true!

Humans

Pretty accurate

I hate it when people start giving me condolences when my code doesn't run. What are you? A console?

Ever been scared to open your laptop in public because you can't remember if you closed the porn you were watching the prior night?

Am I the only one that found this funny?

Why is native Java UI development have to be so f*cking hard??

Like seriously... this app is your fucking core business. Treat it like one!

We have open office. I had this co-worker Intern who sits right at the corner of the development team and farts silently. Sometimes there's no smell or little but sometimes it smells like he has shit on this pants.

No one knew that he was the one who farts in the office because he was always quiet and doing his job and doesn't react whenever anyone says anything to him.

On a friday evening when we were having drinks with other coi-workers in the office, he got high and told everyone that he was the one who farts silently in the office. Actually that was his last day of Internship too.

Happy Holidays, ++'s to everybody who comments or votes up.

In a UAT meeting with representatives of our project partners,

The account executive, who set up the project, said to my PM in front of everyone just before the test started: "I hope your system won't fail, because everyone here will be watching"

My PM: "No it won't. But in that case, I believe it's your fault for setting an unrealistic deadline without consulting us, the development team, first"

All the representatives, being also developers from multiple companies, proceeded to stare at her with disgust.

Number zero rule of computer science: Don't calculate pi in binary