I want a TV program like "Kitchen Nightmares" but with IT companies.
And with Linus Torvalds in place of Gordon Ramsey

We just spent 30 minutes standing around watching Elon Musk launch his car into orbit.

I love working in IT.

Today I told my boss to move from windows server to Linux Based Server.

Boss: Linux Server is used for small and light projects only.
.
Me: 😠🔫

Both Password and repeat password had the same typo! :(

My GF, an iOS QA, went for an interview with a large enterprise and was rejected.

Interviewer: Your current application is hybrid or native?

GF: Native, because it is written in swift using native iOS SDK.

Interviewer: Does it use internet?

GF: Yes.

Interviewer: It is a hybrid application if it uses internet. You know nothing about your projects. You are rejected.

GF: 😯

!rant

*walks into university library*

*sits down at a computer 😶*

*looks around to see if anyone is looking 🙄*

*takes out laptop*

*unplugs ethernet from school computer and plugs into laptop 😯*

*50MB/s DOWNLOAD SPEEDS 😎😎*

32, 34, 38, 46, 62, 94 and so on.

I fucked up hard for the first time yesterday at work.

Came in and expected a huge speech from the bossman.

He called me to his office:

Explained me where I went wrong and what I should do next time with a big smile on his face!

Versioning is important

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

Just got this slack from our server admin.

We feel you bro...

Privacy is a legend

Everytime I throw my stress ball (and miss...because sports are hard) at a co-worker, they ALWAYS think I'm throwing an orange at them.

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

Developer

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

Well he did the right thing

{
"status" : "single",
}
😂😂

Salary negotiation

Damn Dijkstra!

This one made my day. It's so true that almost hurts

Credits: https://tinyurl.com/jg8lc47

try {
♥️
}
catch(e) {
🍺
}

#happyvalentinesday

How to get fired (no pun intended)

When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

This should be in every email client ever, always. Now. And forever.

What is machine learning?

He was saved..

Based on popular demand, we're proud to introduce a basic image repost detector on devRant!

Right now it uses very simple hashing to see if an exact copy of an image was posted recently. If it was, then we display an error and we don't allow the image to be posted.

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