Who is capable of?

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

The joys of web dev

Yeah...Windows...

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

Here we see a Linux or Unix sysadmin who is checking man pages for syntax and examples.

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

schrodinger's backup

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?

A πthon

When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

I left my MacBook unlocked and got 'alias git=exit' in my shell config. It was evil!

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

One of my favorite quotes:

"A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine"

Had to apply this liberally at my last job. Even had it posted at my desk for a time.

When you have a problem, google it and the stackoverfl0w link is purple...

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

I'm the only one here that still uses jquery instead of some angular/react/vanilla/random JS frameworks?

Hack the planet using visual basic!

Just Triggering your nostalgia

Achievement for me!
I fixed my code on the way to work via SSH using just my phone.

I was reading an article and stombled at this note:

when demonstrating arrays, always call them ‘arr’ – it allows you to talk like a pirate

Excellent Database table design...

I use my mouse on 4k dpi and today someone asked me how do i move the cursor without moving the mouse

When it's time to go into evil mode

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

"sudo !!" Will rerun your last command with sudo privileges in a Linux environment.

You're welcome.

Who knew, Usb and rj45 are the same width? Not me after spending 10 mins trying to work out why mouse not working.

Only Linux user will understand

So im colorblind and i just recently found out that most IDEs use color syntax and it sounds like such a good idea.

Wife: You never listen to me!
Me: Have you tried port 8080?