...spent ~45 minutes on devrant
closes tab after gaining consciousness.
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opens new tab
types "de"
back on devrant

@Alice Remember to make a steak with roasted eggplant today.

*my favorite time of the day - going and coming back from office"

Here's the view

#define DevOps team

- dev team that also does ops or vice versa.
- an ops team calls itself devops but does not actually do development :-|
- IT for developers
- or better to call it SRE team?
...

First step of creating antivirus,

void main() {
printf("✅Scan Complete.
0 threat found.
Upgrade to premium");
}

This made me laugh

How to write an antivirus - Twitter user

If plural of "index" is "indices", why is plural of "regex" not "regices"?

I would really like to use Atom. If it managed to start earlier than a woman getting ready for a date.

*Bell rings*
*some dude holding a book*

“I thought you might me interested in discussing our lord and savior, blockchain”

How to become Android Developer with zero Programming knowledge?

1. Goto "About" option in your Android mobile.

2. Click "Build Number" continuously 5 times.

*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*

Congratulations
"You are a Developer"
now :p

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie when you are also the murderer.

When it's 6am and you need to get up at 7am

Reveal the real power of your old phone....

Windows be like

Bring it on

$ cd /my_life
$ cd /every_day
$ ls
pain suffering programming

Interviewer: Explain me deadlock and we will hire you.
Me: Hire me and I’ll explain it to you.

After 7 years my mouse finally died. Farewell little clicker :'(

I was talking in class. Teacher saw me. She asked me to explain the topic she was going to explain. It was Network Security. I started explaining how we can prevent tracking of our online activities by using VPN and all.

Teacher (to class): Do you all know about VPN?
Whole Class: No.
Teacher (to me): They don't know about VPN. Now, how will you explain?
Me: I won't.

*Cyanide out*

Two thousand fucking eighteen people!!!!
Stop this non sense "get a plane" for a fucking meeting that could be a fucking video conference.

Wtf? Everyone here seems to be addicted to flying, specially upper management... And if we need a new switch to keep the network running? Oh, for that we have no money :)

D E L E T E _ F A C E B O O K !

Taking a 25-minute power nap...

Woke up after 4 hours (@_@)

I had a headache. I googled my symptoms, now am a cancer patient 🙄

teacher gives a question in a test : can you save a word document as a pdf.

me :Yes

teacher :that is wrong

me : shows her how to do it..

teacher : "oh well "

What's this obsession on devrant with rubber ducks?

This One... XD

So true...#5x5 #SadLife

Currently on train, listening music and browsing devRant. Music stops for a while and all I can hear is a person <A> saying: I'm not able to use so shitty operating system. I look up and see iPhone on <A>'s hand. Next to <A> sits an Android user <B>.

Not trying to spread bias about anyone. Just drives me mad, that people are turning down anything unfimilar so easily. Or maybe person <B> is trying to force <A> to use Android. 😲️

Next up on Public Trasportation - Human Behaviour Observations and Analysis: Ackwardness and Mental Get-Away Methods.

What's a web & developer? Just saw this on LinkedIn