Deploy on sunday so that you get whole week to fix the stuff

None . Because Tap doesnt has enought water to fill those cups as it is not connecte to any water source

@theabbie this post is joke , so I have posted it under joke section and devrant has very less data as compared to social media platforms

@theabbie my post was not about devrant

So your company does official communication on whatsapp?

Who consults with HR about using programming language?

@kenogo I wanted to say the same but you explained it better. I was thinking that there was some other joke which I was not able to understand but after your reply I think I was not missing anything and joke itself was wrong.

Any Captain?

Reminds me of this

But bashing Windows sounds cool

So is Unix endangered or on the verge of extinction?

None of this is copied from 9gag or any other site.

While(IsJavascriptOverrated)

:)

Where is JavaScript

I will be happy to watch if they give me phone free

@irene but blaming Microsoft is cool. Nobody will consider you techie unless you write something against Microsoft

@filthyranter I hope someday JavaScript will not become COBOL

May be it needs this access so that user can join meeting by clicking on meeting invite from calendar

Change gender to F

I think change logs should be up to the point and should give proper details . No user checks change logs to see the jokes

May be all those lines were commented out

Third one is selecting JavaScript framework

I didn't understand the part "they don't use it"

If I have apple and you have apple we both have one kidney.

Virus = Null

Why Mac and Linux are occupying Window seat :)

I was born in 2000 , can you people give 2000 ++ for this comment?

Data embedded in pixels of image

pull before push