Wow, the new React app looks so amazing. Lets test is on different browsers.
Chrome ✓
Firefox ✓
Opera ✓
... ✓
IE 11 ...
1. I am on Mac
2. Let's install virtual box
3. Let's install Windows 7 in virtual box
4. Open IE8
5. Open IE11 download page.
6. IE8 crashes
7. Download and install Google chrome using IE
8. Restart Windows
9. Open staging url on IE11
10. **cking blank screen welcomes you.

When the manager says, more commenting on code

500.times do
press ++
end

=> Gets Stressball

Interviewer at the end of the meet : Do you have any other queries..?

Our programming guy : of course, select * from ...

!rant thinking of learning machine learning. Have no much maths background. Where do I start?

Links, blog's, books, examples, tutorials, anything. Need help.

Whenever we think that we are almost done with the project, client realizes more things he wants in the product.

Thanks for sending in these stickers.

Two B or not Two B'

!rant
I need to learn xml. any resource suggestion ?

They said, create variables...
not war...

Introducing Cyberwar 1.0

!n case someone is unfamiliar with this joke ::

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, *"But how'd you know?"**

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

Which browser did/do Microsoft employees use before/after Edge at the office ?

January 1 is comming -> It's time for lots of birthday notification in Facebook. :/

If you can't convince them, confuse them!!!

Making robot to do all my jobs.

When deadline is near..

Friend: what do you do?
Me: I'm a programmer
Friend: could you fix my computer ?
Me: Kill Me(Thinks).

Spent whole day searching on stackoverflow, google, Reddit... Finally did my own way.

Wasted.

JSON Bourne!!!

Change code on PR or inform coder to change it themselves?

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Go and watch. Watman. Thank me later.

As for most, began with 'Hello World' in Qbasic.

Wasted three hours searching for the typo...