@dIREsTRAITS nah, we don't store private keys

@antigermanist thanks <3 he's fine :D

@Demolishun here's more:

- ask me to hardcode api keys

- hire an external pentester who instead of testing the actual app tries to pentest aws itself (runs tls scan on aws lambda????)

- be passive-aggressive when i mention vacation because you can't fathom the idea of labor laws

- bully me into a build even though i told you it's not ready 10 times already

the only saving grace is that our release names are based on pink floyd song which makes me very happy

update: we have a meeting today, so i'll bring in more tomfuckery when we're done

Another update: Our app got approved!!!

Update: they lost the original Android keystore. I'm gonna shoot myself in the dick for real

Yeah same here. I don’t understand the whole “i HaTe WrItInG tEsTs” crowd

@IntrusionCM https://mobiscroll.com/pricing/...

@IntrusionCM it’s a date picker smh

@ostream yeah that’s true, however i would expect basic english skills if the policy of the company is knowing english

@b2plane let me quote her then, “I don’t know English”

@b2plane have you tried lying that you have 10+ years of experience?