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MammaNeedHummus4570156dMy usual quip in these meetings is: I've been to orgies with less circle jerking than this
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Tounai1569156dSometimes that’s why I am evasive with what I am doing so I don’t have to debate it.
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rudinskiz220156dUpdate: they lost the original Android keystore. I'm gonna shoot myself in the dick for real
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Jabb03251155d> pm today: "why is our release late?"
Me: "We talk about it last week. "
Then proceed to not expand on the subject, and answer simple yes/no to every questions. -
devJs1399150d@rudinskiz they lost keystore? You working with lemmings?
So sorry to hear that you have to deal with IQs of a value lesser than a room temperature! -
Tounai1569150d@rudinskiz Great. It means that you don’t have to battle with Playstore morons who reject your app all over again because they can’t understand simple English.
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me 2 weeks ago: "can we talk about the release?"
pm: *proceeds to circlejerk about story points for an hour every day*
pm today: "why is our release late?"
dear management, go fuck yourselves. seriously, go fuck yourselves
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