Funniest shit of the day

PHP is so much pain to configure when it comes to create an api service. Node is a much better way to go
FUCK u php and fuck XAMPP

People want me to create another what's app?

Can't believe Google is shutting down project ARA it was such a revolutionary invention😥😫😞😖

Am i the only one who stop watching conference whenever a Windows developer comes in and try to give his piece of shitty advice cause trust me guy 99% of times this advice is linked to some shitty promotion of their twat service their cloud,test labs whatever . Fucking waste of one hour . Microsoft is a bag of shit company

Fucking CSS the fuck you are so stubborn you fucking son of a bitch. Fuck you…....….…

Best topic on JavaScript so far https://hackernoon.com/how-it-feels...

@dfox See this is how it should work this app has two options when you long press a text

@dfox there should be two more options here about paste and copy here.
There is action you must specify in Android marshmallow within your intent-filter "ACTION_PROCESS_TEXT". I am not sure which language you are using but this should fix it.

@dfox you broke the paste option feature. All I can do is copy

Thats how gradle eats ram fucking snorlax

hands down the best feature of macos so far

hey guys I am here for some advice so I am passed out 2 months ago from my university and I haven't found any job yet. I have hands-on experience with many technology but most of the job requirements need 2-3 years of experience so how can I find a good job or should I apply at such company even though I don't have any experience actually I have 6 month internship. or should I apply only to those company that need 0 years experience developer

some things I found in AOSP code good to see that I am the only one who writes bad patches to make things run .

that moment when you find AI more interesting than real person

node or php ?? I support node

so true

so we are having a campus recruitment at college. So there's a company that came in campus . The first step was to register on their website however their website is so shitty that they have specified that their Website is working just on Chrome and IE and not on Firefox . I was like what kind of developer support IE over Firefox really on top my friends who were applying at this company spend over 5 hrs just to register and the worst part @ 9 their server crashed . I would rather drink bleach than joining such a company

finally my stickers arrived Today

FML. I have to draw system diagram at 12:00 am and the worst part is I don't even have an app that does that so I need to use my Design app to draw this shit full DIY style. This is not my fucking job fuck you...
I wish my project lead go hell and fucking Satan puts his dick in his ass. MotherFucker then you will understand my pain ASSHOLES

how many ppl here creates an er diagram before starting an app

@dfox what's this jackass rule that you can edit a rant only after five min of posting. it's something that Amazon do

to all my web dev friends things in Android you can create without CSS fucking your head

such a descriptive name Google .The person who wrote this interface deserve a cookie

I would rather drink bleach than setting an Environment variable in Windows

Rebecca black- Friday is so bad that even servers are refusing it to download.

apparently my Nexus looks far more better than iPhone 7 and SIA
#teamnexus

Here's a prank I played at a university. They were using Windows on their computers. So I took screenshot of the desktop deleted all the icons hide the toolbar and set the screenshot as desktop background
After few while one girl sat on that pc tried to click on the icons but failed she was clicking the mouse hard that actually made me laugh and finally left off thinking that the pc is broken .
After few days turns out they called up an it guy for repairing that pc but even he failed at recognizing that prank and formatted pc think its some kind of virus or something.

seriously packt pub books are more useless than Donald Trump's wife

@dfox awesome update