@senzory I just googled behemoth and I swear I heard someone in my closet

@JKyll not a bad thing ;)

@RustyCookie the fuck? 😂

@aldoblack I think the whole camping scenario is just funny 😂

@signaleleven nice! Welcome to the dark side

@superuser is Germany really like that? I have a friend in Canada and he said you can get fined for having your own opinion

@signaleleven I’m just teasing. The devRant community is awesome and great. I promise you it’s not bad, so you should stay! I’m the one that made this post and I just thought the picture was funny haha unless you use light theme, then you should leave! Jk ;)

@signaleleven did you just assume your own race, gender and sexual orientation?

@Santaclauze yeah latest book! You should check it out

@Santaclauze 12 rules of life: antidote to chaos is my bible

@jdevs are you from the future or something?! You’re like 20 years ahead!

@chrisrhymes nice! Can it run Fortnite tho?

@Rabbyte 😂

@Sydochen man I feel your pain. The only reason we’re using BluJ is because my professor is friends with the people who made BluJ

Wait, this is a legit hacker. It’s when they went to Russia and film actual hackers and some of the hacking events

@jhh2450 😂😂😂

@PrivateGER first name is poly, last name is Esther

@Voxera I gave it a name

Use Kali, so you can get all the ladies

@LastDigitOfPi I think it’s supposed to be calc

@digitaldina it looks unhackable!

@graic yes. It overheats a little bit but it can run any game

@YourNemesis music composition preferred 😂😂😂 I should’ve majored in music

@Alice
*applies for cyber security company*

“So your resume looks impressive. Masters in music, with a minor in jazz studies. Do you know C#?”

Musician: “no but I know F#”

“That will do. You’re hired”

I thought my professor was the only person that made his students use bluej

@Nino9612 he’s definitely over 50. He always talks about the times he started coding in cobol. He’s British.

@Floydian she couldn’t believe I could translate any language I wanted in the palm of my hand! Haha

@Floydian 😂 I showed google translate to my grandma who knows absolutely nothing about technology. She lives in the most indigenous part of Mexico. That same day, she sprinted to the nearest church and prayed. She thought the world was ending

@Floydian actually it means “they can stick it up their asses” 😂

@Aitkotw guy in the back is like "ahh, another day, another dead programmer"