When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

best part of being a dev?

understanding (some of) xkcd puns

Ummm, thanks but no...

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

Not the hero we deserved, but the one that we needed

The evolution of memory storage

Everytime...

These posters are the greatest truths😂

Old article, but hilarious

http://duffelblog.com/2014/02/...

I googled - "What does refresh from windows right click menu do?"

I got a reply - "Search instead for why the hell it is there in first place"

Hard deadline that came and went. Don't fear the Reaper.

When you get the last laugh

Toilets at our school had errors today.
Maybe an overflow

Call internet provider to ask about a problem :
costumer service: in order to help you, I need to know what windows version do you use, Windows 8, windows 7...
Me: I use linux
Costumer service : I'm sorry, we don't provide support to Windows Linux

So, sometimes, when I'm developing across the stack, I'll write the backend part first. When I'm done, I put on my best TV voice and say "meanwhile, in the frontend" before I do that part.

I'm weird.

Microsoft vs Linux

Windows - I shot the process, but i never shot the thread!
Unix- fuck your threads

When you think you're an "expert". 😛

Found this on a Medium article.
“Self-taught Software Developers: Why Open Source is important to us”
https://medium.com/rocknnull/...

You know you hit rock bottom when can only comunicate with a chat bot.

Don't try to learn *everything* before you start, you'll learn as you go.

Theory is all good until something stops working or spits out an unexpected value, so learn to debug properly!

If you write it twice and it's not a function call, it's wrong.

Well thank you, now i have a usseles monitor, or atleast it works..

Patience, Must Learn Patience.

This makes so much sense now!!!

This is actually an advice given to me:

"Only ever release your code on a Friday, preferably after 6pm. If you're not confident enough to do that, your code is not ready."

Who says dev doesn't require courage.

I use this alot

Group work

[Reception] : "Good evening, how may I assit you?"

[Guest] : "Hi... Yes, I can't seem to find my room."

[Reception] : "What room number do you have?"

[Guest] : "I'm in room 404..."

*Awkward silents*

[Reception] : "How did you access the room phone?"

*Hangs up*

Client wanted to add "password usability" features such as:

Password1 === pASSWORD1

Him: Facebook and Google do it
Me: You're not Facebook or Google
Him: Well sure, not without this feature
Me: 🤔

People should be careful when naming servers after Greek gods or planets.
Notifications like "URANUS will be offline this weekend" may occur.