@jamesknopf haha given the choice I always go with Linux

Star trek

Because you might spill your drink

Also judging by the reflection in the monitor there's at least one other person with you

Bro it's only 11:30 and you're looking at a clock instead of programming :P

++ in the hope that you throw it at the intern

Wish EVERYONE was like this

Betcha it translates into a brainfuck program

Same with two hours of Brainfuck

I heard from a CS student that they weren't allowed to use object methods in Java until year two

IMHO, windows GUI is sorta ugly; 7 was just massive, a little over the top with the glass, later in there was too many colors. Recently I've actually enjoyed older style, gray, rectangle themes, like in the nineties (Raheleigh, ThinIce, etc)

@fyroc even MORE open world (more interested in this ad a great of engineering rather than an enjoyable game), you can't develop space travel in GTA, so no

A truly open world game; so open that you can do anything.

A Google app that makes sharing everything (calendar, docs, slides, lists) uniform, without quirks.

A program that automates all the stupid shit in life

@cheat117 for the life of me I don't know why...

public class Random() {}

Idea: the app crunches Bitcoin in the background

Pretty sure "python file.docx" will _run_, just immediately crash :D@Gauthier

And I haven't let apt update anything for weeks now

@fiskolin methinks gedit

Make them more engaging by changing the style of certain words, Geronimo Stilton style

I was just watching the godfather, read "goddaddy", got really confused, then saw "The offer was so great..." And thought of the line

@typodeaf Very true, but, I've talked with students in that class (I couldn't bear to take it after hearing from them). It's stuff like:

var numberOfStudents = 30; // The number of students

(And yes, ridiculous variable names are also encouraged)

Ubuntu...

I don't like Ubuntu, the shell (Unity) is terrible, lots of crappy programs, BUT, you still can do just as much with it (because it's a GNU OS), allowing you to get started quickly, and then customize.