Comic sans 😂

Why software aren't free!

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

Wrote for-loop without learning it in school-lesson.

Teacher says I have a gift...

!rant
Bootstrap is a bleesing for people with close to no artistic/design skills, like me. 😊

adding //To do in my code be like

My girlfriend heard I wanted a stress ball. She made me one.

If the below is you, please stop. I'm starting a revolution called #AnswerTheQuestion

A: Hey, just checked your code, you have a huge security issue in XYZ, you should really address that.

B: Oh god I had no idea, how do I fix it?

A: Well it depends on how you *want* to fix it, no one solution is always the right one.

B: ... Ok, well could you give me some advice?

A: Well, there are many ways to approach this kind of work, but all I can say is that this way, is definitely not the correct one.

B: ... Ok, well how would you do it?

A: That would depend on the customer requirements.

B: ... the requirements is to have a website that isn't easily hackable, what do I do?

A: Nowadays, its pretty hard to make a website completely not hackable.

B: ALL THE SERVERS ARE SHOWING RED, PLEASE HELP ME!!!

A: ........ you really shouldn't prejudge colours. The colour red doesn't always mean danger, depends purely on the use case.

Had a team with

1 entrepreneur who has this great billion dollar Idea and want me to sign an NDA before he can share the idea

1 newb who thinks that X language is the coolest because that's what everyone on Hacker news says

1 person who spends more time with other team than yours. I'll be fortunate to even spot him during the hackathon. Aka, "networking guy"

And then there's me, wondering why was I even here in the first place

Oh wait, that's the every hackathon I've been to.

I feel like people don't understand what I mean when I say "I'm a console gamer"

Stupidest client ever:
I once had a client that requested me a new website, all went well and get paid.
After a month our two, he called and requested a change on basically all pages. I sent him a estimate of 2h, he approved, signed a contract and I've made the changes. He never paid me that changes. After 2 months ignoring my calls and emails I've rollback to the pre-changes website. He called me anything you can think off and that I would be sorry for done that... I was like... WTF??
- Pay me and I'll put the changes online.
He replied:
- you will be sorry. See you in court.
We went to court because of FUCKING 200€...
Court decision? The client was obligated to pay me the 200€ and all the court expenses...

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

That one device, whom you can (not) ask for anything ;)

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

New year's resolution 😁

Source: http://m.xkcd.com/1783/

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

Can't believe The Onion has a GitHub account 😂😂

fartscroll.js

Everyone farts. And now your web pages can too.

Last month we fired our worst client. I just received a friend request from him on Facebook...

Just Triggering your nostalgia

The weirdest coworker must be...

Fuck is it me?

Now, that's the move right there..

was*

when the only solution to your problem is in a youtube video made by a lame 12yo kid

Whenever I come across some acronyms...

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

This is my face when someone uses "git" and "GitHub" interchangeably.

Command line forever

Windows. 😂😂

Message from God to Python developers

Need these for work.

It always throws back ;)