Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh nuh....

Sounds accurate.

That build...

Brush up on languages/technologies the company is using/what the job post is for. Say what u like/dislike about those technologies. Most importantly, know that even though you will have many bad days, it only takes 1 good day for none of those to matter!!

Professional googler.

Lol! Very true.

Cable porn

Any mobile device compiler....they take FOREVER

Heh heh...

Debugging...

TRUUUUUUUU

Pick up line!

What should happen to Internet explorer...

NPM...

Languages...

Foo bar!!

Sounds right...

Every day

It's me! (And us).

Every day.

Ah. Windows back at it again.

In case of reading other people's code:

The over-use of } else {

The only reason the barbaric, Apache server requiring, disgusting non-intuitive syntax having, pain in the dick to set up language known as "php" is even still around AT ALL is because of laravel...just let it die already...

P.s. - work is making me learn laravel/php

"Work" from home

Chrome dev tools!!!!! So vital. Also, my other devs!

I feel like I've been knighted

Take your time with merge conflicts, and put the entire file in another editor in case you really mess up.

Ah. The joys of computer science.

Boss: our team in El Salvador is having problems with the app. Look at the email I forwarded you.

Me: oh yes. They are running the wrong ionic commands they need to run these commands.

Boss: okay, and that will fix everything?

Me:...Let's just have them enter the right commands...we can go from there.