Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

#oldbutgold

Found this gem:

Software and cathedrals are much the same. First we build them, then we pray.

Turing's test in the future!

#oopsecurity

When boss said "I don't see what you really did" to backend developer.

Last night my girlfriend told me that she downloaded devRant in attempts to understand my world. I nearly shed a tear. I'm so proud of her.

Q: "Why isn't she committing to me?"
A: "Because you are in her .gitignore list"...

"Tests are only for developers that can't write good codes"

-My senior, 2016

When my friend said the note 7 is the bomb, I didn't know he meant it literally.

Cellmate: What are you in for?
Me: Not purchasing Sublime

There are 3 types of fear
1. Terror
2. Panic
3. Client is using internet explorer

This is comic successfully predicted the future.

unlimited

browsing application source, found this beauty of a method 😶

😂😂😂

#Linux

That rare moment when you write clean beautiful code and you just stare at it for a few minutes

I think you guys will find this very useful

Mindblowing CSS answer from one of our students, yesterday:
```
li{color:blue;}
li{color:red;}
```
=> Final color of <li>?
- Purple!
:-O

So I'm working on a live map of my school's bus system, and I needed some filler images to test out how the stops were being drawn on each route...and honestly wish I could push this version to production

Just for fun, a home made comic.

"Everyone Can Code!!" - but not everyone should!

#BeBetterEveryday

Myth: "Open offices leads to massive collaboration"

Reality: 2 people collaborates loudly, 30 others have to wear headphones to get anything done

It's hard to find the bug when you're debugging the wrong file.

dis is a very well said..salute to all devs..

Learning javascript in 2016

My wife is turning into my project manager . . .

Me : Check out this game I'm building as a side project!

Wife : Wow that's really neat! I expect to be able to play it on my phone. 1 month?

Me: What? I haven't even learned how to port ...

Wife : (interrupts) ONE MONTH

Scope creep even at home *sigh

If I could impress girls with my Java skills, I would still be single.