"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.

This, but except it was Docker.

Different error is better 👍

Me: *puts small piece of tape over webcam*

NSA: Okay guys, shut it all down. No way we can record from the microphone, log keys, access the file system, USB devices, network data or watch the screen. He did the tape.

Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*

Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

The only expressions devs have

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

Rofl😂😂😂

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

Developer

Am I the only one that uses chopsticks to eat snacks at the computer?!?

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

Can't stop laughing.... Brilliant post...

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

Haha perfect contradiction

absolutely

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

Geeky way to reach out to the girl/guy you have a crush on.

When the creator of JavaScript answers your questions !!! Damn !

Maybe she should try "harder"🙄😂😂

The university system is fucked.

I've been working in this industry for a few years now, but have been self taught for much longer. I'm only just starting college and I'm already angry.

What does a college degree really mean anymore? From some of the posts I've seen on devRant, it certainly doesn't ensure professional conduct, work ethic, or quality (shout out to the brave souls who deal with the lack of these daily). Companies should hire based on talent, not on a degree. Universities should focus more on real world applications or at least offer such programs for students interested in entering the workforce rather than research positions. A sizable chunk of universities' income (in the U.S. at least) comes from research and corporate sponsorships, and educating students is secondary to that. Nowadays education is treated as a business instead of a tool to create value in the world. That's what I signed up for, anyway - gaining the knowledge to create value in the world. And yet I along with many others feel so restricted, so bogged down with requirements, fees, shitty professors, and shitty university resources. There is so much knowledge out there that can be put to instant practical use - I am constantly shocked at the things left out of my college curriculum (lack of automated tests, version control, inadequate or inaccurate coverage of design patterns and philosophies) - things that are ABSOLUTELY essential to be successful in this career path.

It's wonderful that we eventually find the resources we need, or the motivation to develop essential skills, but it's sad that so many students in university lack proper direction through no fault of their own.

Fuck you, universities, for being so inflexible and consistently failing to serve your basic purpose - one of if not the most important purpose on this earth.

Fuck you, corporations, for hiring and paying based on degree. Fuck you, management, for being so ignorant about the industry you work in.

Fuck you, clients, who treat intelligent people like dirt, make unreasonable demands, pull some really shady shit, and perpetuate a damaging stereotype.

And fuck you to the developer who wrote my company's antipattern-filled, stringy-as-all hell codebase without comments. Just. Fuck you.

Finally!

When deadline is near..

This would be neat

That's what i got today 😊
Swag ball, stress ball.

Every damn time.

Programmers be like this

Funniest pull request in github 😄😂 :

https://github.com/torvalds/linux/...