When lead dev ask you to clean trainee's codes.

ctrl + a , delete

😂😂

School time, programming class:
Girl: Hey, Can you help me?
Me: Sure, what's up?
G: I have an error but I don't know why
M: *looks at error stack trace* You're missing a semicolon in line 133 *puts comma, run... 27 more errors* Well, you have more issues up there, why don't you try to fix them?
G: Oh, Ok, thanks
-- 1 hour later --
G: Hey, can you come? I already fixed the other issues but I still have one I can't fix
M: *checks code, same mistake I fixed, missing semicolon, same line* Why did you erase the semicolon?
G: Oh, because if I erase it, I only have 1 error, but if I leave it, I have 27 so....
M: *turn around, walk away*

Truest truth

I don't know who, or where you are. But want to let you know the test was successful.

HAHAHA.

😂😂😂

Amen :p

This is the snackbar at my university's computer science building

😂😂😂😂

When you go to paste a piece of code with CTRL+V and accidentally press CTRL+C instead so you have to go back and re-copy it.

So true

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

How to break a chatbot (well done).

Best story ever

This really happened to me yesterday at work.

Me: *walks into office*
Coworker: Hey Will, I got a question for you
Me: I...[read more]

What language do you hate the most and why is it Java?

Apparently this company doesn't know what HTML5 is or didn't care and decided to use the logo anyways...

how do you migrate to production so fast?

when i merge two files manually

This is way too true.

What do you think ?

Programming Fact

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

Schrödinger's

please don't...

all unit tests passing

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓