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AboutBackend dev that questions how he's managed to stay in the same job for 6 years without anyone noticing he's not very good.
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SkillsPHP, jQuery, bad vanilla JS
Joined devRant on 5/24/2016
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password_hash($password, PASSWORD_DEFAULT);
Use it. It is your friend. -
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Perhaps that's a way of weeding out stupid candidates?
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Are you looking for downvotes? Because this is how you get downvotes.
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*pssst* You're missing an apostrophe too.
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Don't forget the finger command! *ahem*
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Depends exactly where you need to centre it. But if it's one line high and within a div I do love the old: line-height:$heightOfDiv
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@oortCloud I'm ginger. We make our own. Gingers are clearly evolving to be coders.
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@ElectricCoffee I hate to do this again, but... no it doesn't...?
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@ElectricCoffee ...no it doesn't...?
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Genuinely never had a problem with it. What are you getting stuck with?
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What everyone's thinking: "I'm looking for a new job, but I'm not psychotic!"
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I have a session manager. Whenever I have to restart my computer I save the browser session, restart, and then never use that session ever again. It's a glorified recycle bin.
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@BlackMagic ...how?
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I really hope the app is SkiFree :D
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I was going to ++ your post, but it's on 5 so I can't or your message won't be as funny.
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My favourite thing about Allo was that initially it informed me: "I need certain permissions to help you that have been disabled by the administrator of xyz" and when questioned "What permissions?" Just repeated itself. That seems to be quite a shortcoming.
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The wife asked me to: "Go to the shop and get a pint of milk, and if there are eggs, get twelve."
She looked confused when I came home with 12 pints of milk and to this day I don't know why. -
@Lukas never buy French. Not even wine these days.
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That feels like an intended sarcastic response... keep it Google!
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Aah Papa Json. The best of all the pizza brands for coders!
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What annoys me most is if{} but foreach: endforeach;
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@Highlow Storing the salt in the same spreadsheet isn't actually all that bad though..?
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@tisaconundrum I though it had to also do with how your mouse entered the box. If it jumped directly to the input box it's likely you're a bot and won't pass?
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@Letmecode captcha 2 is so much easier. Tick "I am not a robot". Job done.
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@superuser /Usually/ yes, but not always.
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It got your attention...
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@Haxk20 did you do the sensible thing and reply to the original unanswered post?
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How did you get a picture of my server?? ;)
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My favourite gif of all time, that. Executed flawlessly.