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Rudi
8y

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Me to my bf: You smell. Go shower.
Him: I don't feel like it...
Me: Sudo go shower.
Him: Goddamn it Rudi..
*wait for it*
*He showers*
Me: *evil chuckle* I gotta post this to devRant

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  • 12
    8y
    The shower, massage, listen commands sometimes needs root privileges to execute on man 😄
  • 17
    8y
    It's weird he didn't ask for a password huh ?
  • 6
    8y
    Don't forget the finger command! *ahem*
  • 0
    8y
    Hahahahahahaha @jaywaags
  • 7
    8y
    @Marnsghol After a while in a relationship, it is customary to share public keys with eachother so you don't have to use passwords.
  • 4
    8y
    Somw day I wanna use this as the pickup line😂

    "I wanna ssh into your heart and get root privileges."
  • 2
    8y
    One sudo a day keeps the relationship from going sudo rm -rfv / --no-preserve-root
  • 1
    8y
    Are they still doing stress balls? I'm almost to 200!!
  • 1
    8y
    I guess the clash were right - Rudi can't fail...
  • 0
    8y
    Our house is Windows vs macOS at the moment. But windows is slowly getting taken out of the running, he discovered the magic of Linux recently.
  • 1
    8y
    @Marnsghol %sudo ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD:ALL
  • 0
    8y
    @DarkMukke Okay I didn't know that thanks, that's interesting
  • 1
    8y
    What if he sudos his way out of it next time 😳
  • 0
    7y
    @dalastTomCruise sudo -a shower
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