sometimes i wish i could differentiate between the result of skill, dumb luck or privilege

Let the hate show

Being female.

I hate being micromanaged. It kills my productivity.

If only you were as straight as you are now

So a porn company just bought the vidme domain and set up a redirect for all old vidme urls.

As a result, many websites like the Washington Post got porn videos embedded on a couple places.

This is so fucking hilarious. Maybe there's a slim chance they learn the lesson and stop shoving shitty autoplaying videos into their news articles.

https://vice.com/en/article/...

If there are no backup singers... and you are the only singer... is it really important for you to specify that you are a "lead" singer?

Even if you uninstall MS Teams, it will find a way to start again.

BIGGEST FUCKING MALWARE ON WIN 10 IS THE FUCKING ANTIMALWARE EXECUTABLE. ATLEAST OTHER MALWARES DON'T EAT UP ALL YOUR FUCKING RAM WITHOUT TELLING YA.

.......

Amazon was the first company that adopted the hybrid model: working from office Monday to Friday and working from home on Saturday and Sunday.

"You have to finish things — that’s what you learn from, you learn by finishing things." - Neil Gaiman

Just left a meeting more confused than when I went in 😂

In case of fire,
* Run away and stay out
* Use the fire extinguisher
* Build your project in Xcode

:))

@ most of yall

Developing on windows

I’d probably be a florist or a baker:
Florist is a job where you work with nice and fulfilling things, while baker is well paid and I like to make bread!

It's 2021.

Bluetooth still sucks balls.

That's all.

People who say "hi" on slack and then take 50 years to say what they actually want to say.

People who sit on the table beside yours to play games on their phones.

People who call you dad.

People.

Fucking hell. Falling asleep is literally the hardest thing I can imagine. And I have to do it every fucking day

Asked; fullstack developer. Must know .net Core and photoshop. Wtf

Someone put a fucking \b in this dataset I'm working with, which just so happens to be an illegal character for xml.
FUCKING HOW. FUCKING WHY. FUCKING WHERE ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME SUFFER THIS MUCH

I hate when a retard fuckstick user on FuckOverflow gives answer like this:
"I suggest a read of the documentation instead of only hacking around"

IF I'M ASKING A QUESTION IT'S BECAUSE THE fucking doc wasn't clear to me, it was longer than the dick of the horse that fucked your mother, or simply I didn't have the fucking time and I hoped somebody would help me out, you dumb fatherfucker

If I hear a project manager say, "one-stop shop" again, I'm gonna divide and conquer their face.

age++

unfortunately we have a new CTO and handful of senior level resources joining our company this week, and I've risen to too lofty a position to be able to take the day off.

but they are sorely mistaken if they expect me not to fuck off to at least some degree. I also managed to obtain a PS5 last week so my attention this week never stood a chance. the most they'll get is a couple hours worth of on-boarding meetings outta me.

FUCK TOMCAT
FUCK JAVA
FUCK SYSTEMJS
FUCK SYNCFUSION
FUCK THIS SHIT WHOEVER DESIGNED ANY OF THIS GARBAGE SHOULD BURN IN THE LOWEST CIRCLE OF HELL.

I loved Python from when I wrote my first program up to I googled "how to import a module from a parent directory".

My love lasted 30 seconds

What a monster... but it also looks oddly satisfying 🤔

What fresh shit is this ?

I am fed uuuuuup with the whole Corona bullshit at work, every, single, damn, daaaaay.

Fack.