The next person that says “top priority” gets their fucking tongue cut out

Classic windows moment

so true...

Software documentation be like

Ah yes. Fuck you

Fuck you, I Quit

Real life be like...

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

That’s how you should format a date in JS/TS!

"Don't be an idiot"

Changed my life

“The trick is learning not to give a fuck about it”

“Stop trying to name it and name it”

Kevlin Henney adapting Morpheus’ iconic “stop trying to hit me and hit me” with regard to choosing names for classes/functions/vars. Too often we pussyfoot around with computer sciency sounding words instead of just calling it exactly what it is.

Feel like I just built a hot pile of shit that nobody wants…

Sigh

I'm a depressed potato.

Modern programming is like racing against the Universe: programmers try to make code for every idiot, the Universe breeds new kinds of idiots. So far, the Universe is winning outright.🧬

dont you just hate it when u want to hire devs but they ask for too much money so you decide to hire interns with experience ?

i became what i always despised

How to Stop #war in #ukraine and #russia? Easy. Just burn a big bush of #cannabis / #weed to the atmosphere, you will see both sides are high AF.

Maybe they both will get high instead of war.

I am John Melody, I want to represent you.

@boombodies : Do you have CIA operatives working with you?

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VVV

When AWS logs won’t check themselves

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

Going outside and stepping on crunchy leaves

My mom told me to take the spider out instead of killing it..
So i did. We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works as a web developer.

Q: Why do anarchists always use functional programming?

A: Because it has no state.

*bum tiss*

Am I the only one the sometimes just makes a PR that won't fix the issue but at least shuts everybody up so I can investigate in peace.

My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

I have to connect my HDMI with certain emotion. Otherwise it doesn't work.

I'm definately an alpha male.

Give me a couple more revisions and I might be ready to enter closed beta.

talk about your failed weekend project

Here is your ticket.