So many times I've tried to go to the previous page in my browser with Ctrl + -... (Visual Studio user)

What did they choose?

Everything is awesooome!

You mentioned he was doing taxes... So my first thought was that maybe he bought you guys couches to get more expenses for the company so that he wouldn't have to pay so much tax for the earnings. Kind of a win-win-chillax situation. ;)

This would be a crazy cool feature for a mouse! Also crazy security flaw, but hey!

I write my code so that I won't have to explain it.

@linuxxx I wondered where that hat came from...

To add a layer of comic, "mouse" in Swedish is slang for pussy.

@dregorox As long as you stop counting ten seconds after "Eleven Mississippi" you'll be alright. :P

Scrum dinners really shouldn't take more than 15 minutes though... ;)

This is totally logical if you're counting seconds. If you wanna count 10 seconds, start at 1 and end at 10, you're only gonna count 9 seconds.

@nimatf790 Or maybe a hand job?

Happy parent's day.

I got 5 results yesterday. Google asked if I wanted to repeat the search with the omitted results included. I did, and got the same 5 results.

Where is it? :D

@jaydevs Actually, I did too. We both quit and were a couple for 2 years. :)

@Awlex @spongessuck Shouldn't people learn to take care of themselves to avoid getting in to bad habits, instead of having another person deciding for you?

It looks like multiple users can share the same e-mail address. ^^

!!!rant took me a while... Not not not rant == !rant. Not a rant! :)
*slow brain*

@sionc The parents were sadly shot outside a movie theater, so I took it upon me to adopt batduck.

Quoting Jake the dog from Adventure Time: "Dude, sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something."

@sionc Maybe they meant that they met in the bar, and the rest is history, with a consensual happy ending?

Blue enough? :)

@sionc He truly is.

@ecv80 If I have an issue, I explain my code to the batduck, and hopefully that will help me discover what the problem is. Batduck always listens.

Catch 22

Pretty! I organize the apps on my phone by color too! :)

@error503 Did HR remove the Pull and Push signs from the doors too?

The head is still there though...

My fingers automatically do the ctrl-z dance, keyboard or no keyboard. This behavior has replaced all of my other reactions to fear.