Mate got fired for expressing his opinion. Quit the next day :).

Just now, I managed to compile my first linux kernel for my laptop on the first try :D
Granted, it was just a single line to get my touchpad to work, still a great feeling.
Also, Nvidia is still going strong on my laptop, no problems whatsoever :)

Fuck, it's only Thursday. Wait what?! It's Thursday already? Fuuuck!

🇮🌱👛♨💶♦

Funny Bug....

Too much time without it...

¡rant

Do anyone know where to start looking into content id/sample matching for audio in realtime?

So if @dfox and @trogus are the devs who make devRant... And if they want to rant about dev stuff... Does that mean they could then rant about devRant on devRant?

What Music do you listen to while coding ?
I listen to movie soundstracks.

Fuck git!
Oh, it's solved.
I love git! Git is awesome.

Hahaha....... UGHH

Person: HTML is a programming language
Me: No it's not
Person: Yes it is it can compute things
Me: No it can't, and what do you mean?
Person: Have you ever heard of a script tag
Me: That's not fucking HTML that's JavaScript.

My experience while learning C#:

>trying to print an HTML element of a website to console
>doesn't work
>why
>changes a few things in code
>runs code multiple times
>still doesn't work
>looks closely at code
>wait a second
>walks to wireless printer
>finds nearly 10 pieces of paper on the floor
>I hate myself

Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

Old school Lan parties

Ummm...

When you realise that your code doesn't make any sense...

Dog logic..

I guess it's a bad rant…

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

Hahaha 😂😂

Ohhh tcp

when the client starts asking for so much stupid changes.

Me: Ok sur, I will email you about those changes and the estimate time.
Inside Me: I may look calm, but inside my mind I killed you 5 times with 5 different ways.

Guys the ++ and -- buttons aren't perfectly centered.

So I picked up my nephew from his kindergarten and he told me that forks have round holes.
I laughed and said that forks don't have holes, otherwise the food would fall down through them.

It turs out that he was right and I was wrong.

Favourite Programming Quote - Whats yours?

"A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things." - Bill Bryson

*Interview for 6 month placement*

Say you are chosen for the job; where would you see yourself in 5 years?

Freshman: hey can you check what's wrong with my code?
Me: ya of course
*Sees zero comments, no indents, all variables named a,b,c,etc.*
Me: oh would you look at the time!

QA: There is a bug in your program, it doesn't work !

DEV: What? It is working on my machine, let me show you *opens app*

QA: Well, then I will tell our clients to use your machine every time they want the app

DEV: ...

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