My new years resolution is: 2K Baybee!

who the fuck want it to be available

But my company uses SVN and scrum :\

A group of chicken running Debian

Never thought I'd "hit" this 420 😎
https://www.devrant.io/rants/322277

The emerging Technological Hype of 2016

Where programmers cry!
src:/geekprogramming

Our company has produced new coffee cups. Nice one 😎

So just today I stumbled upon Deepin OS (Linux Distro based on Debian) and it looks amazing! Arguably even better than Elementary OS :D Has anyone else used this distro/what do you think?

Mistake displaying a string

Never spaces always tabs👨🏻‍💻

Computer Science education cannot make anybody an expert programmer any more than studying brushes and pigment can make somebody an expert painter

- Eric S. Raymond

this kind of pull request reviewers.. lol

Nope, it ain't dope. IYKWIM

True...

Someone here mentioned this brilliant font. (forgot who, sorry)

First time in Bochum, Germany. Found this gem of an "iPad MacBook Pro".

Vi cheat sheet by bell labs.
Not so hard anymore.
Credits nixcraft.

Technology :)

Thug life

Ways of software development...

Hardcore Linux fans **TRIGGERED**

This was on my atm today...

IBM Notes. Ultimate example of developers each working on their own bits of functionality with zero thought to how the whole thing fits together. Just need to look at the preferences page see what a mess it is.

The new MacBook Pro will have three price ranges:
- Funding to 30 years
- Robbery
- Prostitution

Anybody can rant about stuff and get angry - that's easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.

- Aristotele

Goals...

Dafuq is this, human?

One of my worst meetings, as the sheer rage was unbelievable.

Backstory:
Architect: "Stop duplicating code", "stop copy pasting code", "We need to reuse code more", "We need to look at a new pattern for unit tests" etc.

Meeting:
Architect: What did you want to talk about?

Me: I built a really simple lightweight library to solve a lot of our problems. Its built to make unit testing our code much easier, devs only need to change a small bit of how they work.

Architect: I like the pattern a lot, looks great ... but why a library? can we not just copy the code from project to project?

... do you have a twin or something?

When you're just trying to be helpful and contribute to the # Linux kernel