Windows is such a great os. Especially after you installed the windows updates. Look what cool features it unlocked :

I was told during my initial interview that the book "Clean Code" is their Bible here.

And it's true. It's lying, unread in drawers and shelves all over the office.

Kind of sad when you think about it.

Welcome to the team...

We've all been there

That would be 🙄

Well he did the right thing

Let's clarify:
* Github is not Git
* Android is not Java
* Unit test is not TDD
* Java is not OOP
* Docker is not Devops
* Jenkins is not CI
* Agile is not institutionalised total chaos
* Developer is not Printer Support

try {
♥️
}
catch(e) {
🍺
}

#happyvalentinesday

Found this on the Github trending list

The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁

While you're reading this,81739292749201738382 JavaScript frameworks and libraries were written!

Jenkins builds...

The golden ratio !!!

I'm giving up alcohol for a month.

Wait that came out wrong.

I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month

Cred: instagram

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

Talking about stickers, here's mine

When you don't test EVERYTHING...

Architect: So, what's your dream bathroom?
Me: I'm a programmer.
Architect: Say no more!

sudo rm -rf /

So true...

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

C gets all the chicks and Java doesn't? Because C doesn't treat them like objects.

But I think C could at least give Java some pointers

"And that's it !" - The biggest lie, every framework tries to tell you.

Oh no, again...

A: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.

B: how do i do that

When a programmer and designer meet on Tinder;

Sorry if anyone has posted this before..

best
have a good weekend

Mindblowing CSS answer from one of our students, yesterday:
```
li{color:blue;}
li{color:red;}
```
=> Final color of <li>?
- Purple!
:-O

I'm not sure if I should be Happy or Sad about this :/