This is why you DONT deploy in a Friday!

Now can we all agree to stop disagreeing!

Ps: I love CommitStrip sometimes.

I was hired by a company where a senior / dev lead recommended and interviewed me. He said to me that he was tired of broken processes, false promises to customers, micromanagement, pressure, etc. and told me that together we would improve these things. Few weeks later things didn't get any better and I told him that from what I had witnessed, he wasn't making things any better by saying in meetings that this and that would be easy to implement and would only take few minutes - that he was raising unrealistic expectations on the business side, which was clearly one of the reason the business had these high unrealistic expectations and caused all this pressure and micromanagement. He took this the wrong way, quit and hasn't spoken to me or his colleagues since. I didn't at all mean this in a bad way, because I highly respect and look up to him where he's one of the nicest guys and one of the best programmers I've ever met. Was I in the wrong here? What should have I done differently?

Web and IE8 in nutshell

whatever man

can you imagine that problem?

Enter site

"U must disable adblock to use this site"

Ok adblock disabled

Refresh page

"CLICK HERE TO FUCK THIS FUCKIN HOT HENTAI BITCH IN THE PUSSY WITH HER BIG FUCKIN JUICY TITS AND BIG ASS AND EXPERIENCE THE BEST SEX VIRTUAL GAME OF YOUR LIFE IN THIS AD"

AIGht man thats enough

I was about to write a well-thought rant.
Forgot when I opened this window.
Think m getting old

How to properly comment your code

hire me

And that’s how I ended up with a boyfriend, turns out he is an engineer as well!

Me sometimes... haha...

Not sure if I visited an ads website or a blog .-.

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

"please wait 5 seconds 'till you can continue with the call" *additional charges apply

how anybody could use a light theme is beyond me

it's like staring into the suns butthole

!rant

Got a new job! 🤗
They said one reason they took me was the fact I have a github profile and published some things there... And I never intended this to be the case nor do I think I published anything meaningful there.

The company is awesome, they're open sourcing a lot of their tools/sending prs to libraries/frameworks they use. And one can choose the OS to work with as an employee 👌

Apparently, clients/managers favorite acronym is ASAP.

Um. ??

New Programmer's be like...

I prefer ByteBucket rather than BitBucket.

^^

Easy fix! have students that actually want to learn. That’s what makes the difference.

When you move from ADSL to Fibre Optics

Sololearn in one picture:

Found a fossil in the bushes next to my house 😮

Teacher: You can program this in Excel or any other programming language

Me: wait, what?

I assume everyone is gonna be there.

Lol

You got it.

My little sister is taking an intro to web development in college right now... They're really setting them up for success over there with their unregistered copies of DreamWeaver... Heavy sigh

Android Studio just converted my java file to another language.
Such an amazing IDE ❤️