Just got this slack from our server admin.

Hello World!
I'm new...

A tired mind is never productive

If you ever feel like you won't achieve anything in your developer career just remember that Suicide Squad won an Oscar.

After reading the 100000th sudo joke on devrant. Please stop it. They are not funny at all.

Classic Biff

I just had a client complaining on the phone that she read my database design documents and that they are all wrong and need to be done again. Because things like varchar and int are confusing. And nobody understands what they mean. She asked around and nobody understood it.

Ooh, and I should place the customer name in more then one table because it would be handy to have in several places.

Spend a hour on the phone trying to explain that these documents are not intended for her. They are not for her to understand.

I make these documents to build a stable product and in case something bad happens to me its easier to pick up for another developer.

Long story short.. I'm currently making a document that explains the database design... Getting paid for it..... But fucking hell. Somebody save me.

##Rant

That time of the week.

Cron keeps failing and sends me notification emails, removes myself from cron email notification

Sometimes I feel like my wife woke up with a "--verbose" flag on...

I have an unpopular opinion. I think laptop stickers are ugly in general. They make a cacophony of brand names and colors on an otherwise sleek device! Why!

Well.. 😂

When Microsoft tries to turn you into Gollum....

I used to get annoyed when my dad(65+ years old) had a simple computer "problem" like copy and paste that I needed to help with.

But then I remembered he showed me how to use a spoon and not shit myself so I guess it all evens out

To bug is human, to debug is divine. Saw this on a T-shirt somewhere. Someone make this happen

Debugging is like being a detective trying to solve a case where you're also the murderer.

Rant without a good reason is just a whine

28 more ++ for flip-flops
I've been waiting for this for far too long