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I know. Fuck off.

@2lazy2debug When I grow up I want to be rich and sucessful

Awesome movie. That Shining scene.

Also don't log me out after 6 seconds of inactivity, I will choose when to log out.
And sort your fucking passwords out! No fucking special characters allowed, seriously what the fuck!
You fucking bunch of retards.

"Works fine on my machine"

@2lazy2debug I also hate the posts where CEOs share stories about things that happened, usually with poorly written click-bait style grammar and 5000 words long as they try to spin a 10 minute event into a suspenseful, inspirational tale.

@devios1
var scores = {
♥️: 0,
"15": 15,
"30": 30,
"40": 40
};

Apparently in a tie-break, the scoring array changes to 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Mind blown.

@MrCSharp Totally agree but it's hard to break that habit of stretching my thumb up to the top. I'm sure the reason for the change is ease of use.

@lxmcf I suppose it's bad that our thumbs move so naturally to the top of the screen without even looking, maybe it's helpful to highlight an addiction haha

@ltlian I guess non-tech people think that these questions may "put us at ease" before the technical questions start. Sweated my way through about 15 of these bs questions before I was given a test and left alone to complete it.

@phorkyas Also, being able to explain tech stuff to non-tech people - eg PMs, customers, managers etc. I've heard devs fail at this and use terms like "arrays" and "ajax" in their bugfix explanations, I'm like "wtf are you doing?"

@error503 I don't know this for certain, it's just the "classic" skill for questions like that

@gitpush I said "always being able to learn". I don't think I will get the job purely because of these silly interview questions, even though I'm capable of doing the job.

@error503 I've found myself wondering if they answer they really wanted was "communication".

@psukys I don't think it was World Cup related, just
fucksGiven = null

It's fucking pointless because you said what you were working on yesterday, yesterday. IDGAF what any of my colleagues are working on and if I suspect we need to collaborate I will talk to them without the need for a fucking shitty standup. And as for blockers... Of course I saved all my blockers for the standup instead of dealing with them AS THEY FUCKING HAPPENED. Load of fucking bullshit, pisses me right the fuck off.

We use Brainfuck where I work.
Oh no wait, it's just spaghetti C#.

Purr programming

@AlpineLinnix I guess so... It came up later on, maybe to filter out people who can't actually code.

@paradonym I got the GDPR thing on my main account and kept putting off signing into all my bots to accept. When I finally did, they were all locked, but they all unlocked after verifying my email. Except poor gifb0t.

@azous I mean, seriously, who comes up with this shit? I imagine a load of managers in a room, passing ideas around, "how can we motivate staff?" "I've got it: '1+1>2'" "Yes! That's genius! Our staff will love this and be extra-productive!"

If you're editing a JS file in Visual Studio, if you type any word then press ".", it gives you Intellisense for the properties and functions within that file, regardless of whether the word is correct or not. It literally holds your hand and leads you into the trap 😂

@zickig Cheers but I'm not looking for help with it, I was just ranting about it 😉

@zickig I guess, idk maybe it's too complex to put down in a rant without massive code examples.

@oneinazillion13
No, no inheritance.
So like:

public class MyOtherClass
{
public MainClass { get; set; }

public MyOtherClass(MainClass mc)
{
this.MainClass = mc;
}
}

@joykill Partially agree. But my Dad, for example, is 100% non-techie and would totally click that link 😂

Wait, what is that button in between F6 and F7?

I bet it uses the .NUT framework.