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A coder from a africa who hates segfaults. Talk is cheap, show me the code.
Skills

Js, Tscript, java, c/c++, php
Location

Australia
Website

http://127.0.0.1/index.html
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cholnhial

Joined devRant on 8/19/2017

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I'm not alone.
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sudo also deletes itself in /usr/bin or wherever it was installed on the disk. It only continues to run from memory. The real survivor is the user and the actual metal.
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shame.less
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@maxx I'm going to get a Mac because of Xcode. I would be getting a Dell XPS 13, or Lenovo or something else, but developing for iOs only works best on Mac.
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Just buy a Mac, people will respect you. You are not a sheeple if you buy It, it will enhance your image as a developer. Join the hype it won't hurt.
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No, does that mean including keywords.
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@timihq here you go https://pastebin.com/80fLhpR3. Its a single function. I taks no credits, my colleague found it on the web.
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@timihg i will create a pastebin to the function
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I have been using the wrong consoe all this time.
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Thats why no serious developer should trust Windows 100%
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Hahaha 😂🤣😂😆
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Okay tell me what it did wrong and I will tell you where its your fault.
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@hash-table this is so true. We need to think more before touching code.
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A hex conversion table would do
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The things javascript does. I hope the universe does not run on node and npm. I don't want to be undefined.
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What we have here is a C programmer. He took the 'C' and left the rest to rust. C+rust=Crust. 😎
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@pollux-chris

Get ready to get shun like the Google Memo kid. She's just doing her job 😂🤣
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Very meticulous 🤔, not even me, a self-proposed engineer saw that. But when you are hot nothing else is hot 🤣
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I will run: rm -rf / on all the world servers running linux/unix. Also install windows on everyones computer via a worm virus.
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PHP is like sex. It's good at the start, but in the end it gets boring.
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I see what you did there.
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I have elementary loki or something like that. Where can get the dark theme good sir.
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@Devman because woz loves repeating numbers.
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*Microsoft* Don't push me cause u'm close to the edge - i'm trying not to loose my head 🎵huh huh huha 🎵its like a jungle sometimes makes me wonder how i keep on going under.

🎙Grand Master Windows Flashdrive
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Good choice. Welcome to the peguin family. A few books i recommend:

The Linux Bible
The Ubuntu Bible
follow linux.com/tutorials
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Sorry for image quality, but i thought youd all find the comment i left in there entertaining
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As much as I dont like looking at PHP code, we have to agree it gets shit done so quickly when you need it.
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Brace yourselves for he is ruthless.
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If you squint just a bit you can see $1000 not $999. Also, if you turn your screen upside down its actually 666. Apple is EVIL Corp.
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Bill Gates is said to have once argued that we will never need 64KB. Maybe microsoft is alluding to this joke 😂

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