Also:
Please switch off ad blocker...

How clever of you to leave some place for post-its on both side of that enormous screen.

@Milind1997
Honestly it isn't me, it's the team. I'm actually longing to hate someone. 😂

Once 😂

@AlexDeLarge sure!
Table / Der Tisch
The later carries additional information. You add to verbosity and "syntax" complexity(goes down the line, am I right?), for gaining clarity. I consider this a bad tradeoff.

Quite a good metaphore. 😁
Although resistance is just as futile, as it should been in the movie. 😺

It's been only 3 years for me without it, and I can't go home to my family, because they might ask me to fix one up 🤣

@billgates
Haah, I'm actually laughing out loud. 😂🤣😂🙈
Anyhow, he must be a cool guy, please don't make him feel stupid as he gets older.

His point might be you burnt your time with something that ain't gonna happen for a while, and even then not like how the hypists are telling now...
Totally practical approach.
One day you'll probably find yourself resembling him, and smile.

While commuting / traveling, on my iPhone with the surprisingly named Podcasts app.
I follow Syntax, Front-end Happy Hour, and Letscode.hu (last one's in hungarian).
I think you can find a lot on Spotify or soundcloud.

Lazy people, ehh? 🙈😂
Don't get me wrong, I'm not the leftpad guy, but seriously...
Please don't use anything that's been made in the last 5 years, use jQ with cdns, and always reinvent the wheel! Because, you know... No one's as smart as you are.
Also pls try to make sure your code doesn't get out there...

Search for the cli tool 'the fuck' 😉

Half a year after I got it, I switched to Vs Code. 😂
Honestly don't get those "lame pirate" guys. Being a hobbyist, or learning I kinda' understand cracking your tool. But as soon as you make a decent living while working 100% with it... at least don't be proud of stealing it!

Gender?
XSS script 💩

Congrats man!
Now for the boasting part... If only I cared enough to search for a picture of Linus with an evil smile on his face 😈

Holy fuck dude, I ++'d this without noticing, that you were the poster. Almost tried to introduce you to yourself... 😅

@hawkes
Don't take me too seriously. Maybe wasn't clear, I wanted to joke.

@ahmadhsalim
Which one?
I lost count at 3.0
Ohh wait...

@donnico
Scrum chicken was our professional answer for this problem. 😂 Oh and moving the standup to 11:30 might have helped too.

Carry on dude!
Being smart might not be something young girls appreciate enough. Though if you play it right, you'll have some side effects that will come handy on the long run 😏

@DjSall born and raised here myself
I notice a lot of us here lately.
Don't know if devrant shows geographically relevant posts, or we grew this much in numbers here.

Ladies & gentleman!
You've just unlocked the "witnessing the infamously obscene hungarian swearing translated to English - level 1" achievment.

Also, earth would become unhabitable cause of the poisonous gas clouds...

Perfection!
MVP set for starting devs.
Now all you need is resolve for the rocky road to turn this setup to Instagram dev porn.
Thanks for reminding me where I came from!
Kudos!

I'd go with door #0.
The left one with the label "JS", not visible 'cause of CSS fuckup.

The rawness of this one made me laugh out loud.

@COD4
You didn't think of the environmental damage caused by the display wipes used because of this seemingly Innocent joke, did you? 😄

@daCoda Can you tell me which site is this?

IIFE and fold them in editor?
Close enough!😎

almost BASIC