I told these people that this issue would happen. Did they listen? Nooo

It'll be fine, they say. We likely won't be having that much data returned to the front end, they say.

Day of the install. Web Application attempts to query 68,000 rows of data straight into the web page.

*Surprised Pikachu face* when they are consistently getting crashed browser tabs.

And now everything gets pushed back and we're behind by an entire month because they didn't heed my warnings.

Oh, and now I have to pick up after them, and do some stupid work arounds that will likely be defunct in a month or two. 🙄

Article about "best chromium alternatives"

- First is opera
- Second is Vivaldi

Fucking zero brain cells. Entirely braindead. Not a single god damned thought behind the eyes.

Doesn't matter what you do in your life, learn C

When he teaches wrong so you correct him
* humble *

Hey there!

So during my internship I learned a lot about Linux, Docker and servers and I recently switched from a shared hosting to my own VPS. On this VPS I currently have one nginx server running that serves a static ReactJs application. This is temponarily, I SFTP-ed the build files to the server and added a config file for ssl, ciphers and dhparams. I plan to change it later to a nextjs application with a ci/di pipeline etc. I also added a 'runuser' that owns the /srv/web directory in which the webserver files are located. Ssh has passwords disabled and my private keys have passphrases.

Now that I it's been running for a few days I noticed a lot of requests from botnets that tried to access phpmyadmin and adminpanels on my server which gave me quite a scare. Luckily my website does not have a backend and I would never expose phpmyadmin like that if I did have it.

Now my question is:
Do you guys know any good articles or have tips and tricks for securing my server and future projects? Are there any good practices that I should absolutely read and follow? (Like not exposing server details etc., php version, rate limiting). I really want to move forward with my quest for knowledge and feel like I should have a good basis when it comes to managing a server, especially with the current privacy laws in place.

Thanks in advance for enduring my rant and infodump 😅

BRAIN_UNCAUGHT_EXCEPTION
Could not execute "sleep()", as main thread was busy thinking about why a beautiful girl would just handle me her number.

Ok we did get on well but it was unexpected nevertheless

Thank you brain for wasting my day 👍

Even debugger can't beat this.

Great timing

"Time to turn the pi off"

$ sudo shutdown now

* Laptop turns off *

🤦‍♂️

It works 😄😄

I thought after drinking some beer my collegues will go cool but they started fight each other 😓

"oMfg chRoMe EatS sOoOooO MuCh RAM! :O"

meanwhile..

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

"warranty void if seal is broken"
Me: "seal isn't broken"

Implementing the application exactly like the client specified, because they won't listen.

But it works 🤷‍♂

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

Completely forgot that regional busses are down in a big part of the Netherlands today.

FUCKING FUCK.

Best design I've ever seen!

Ghostery just leaked all of their users email addresses in their GDPR compliance email.

Could not help but repost it. 😂

Credits: Microsoft #devhumor

Duplex: Hi, Umm... Can I book 3 seats on Wednesday?

Restaurant: Sure! And what time is it?

Duplex: Yeah, Oh, I'd like it at NullPointer Exception if it's possible.

Restaurant: Invalid parameter "NullPointer Exception" restarting program...

As long as it works right? xD

We live in interesting times

Git merge <3

She: “Execute garden job!”
Me: “Command failed: broken dependency”

Maybe it's time to stop jQuery being lazy and start using vanilla JS like a pro!

When a client calls their Laravel installation Swaggervel...

There is no such thing as finishing a successful project, there is always a broken piece. By fixing that piece, you break another.

Most of our time, we break stuff.

This job posting proves they're in desperate need of graphics designer..