That's a great bug

Looking for a job as a deveoper be like:

Job title: car driver

Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.

Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.

Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!

Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.

The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.

Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.

Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.

Being told to "fix" something, when I'm actually being asked to include a new feature.

Some thoughts about time relations in app dev:

10% - minimal ui & coding main functions
10% - testing
10% - writing web api just for fun
70% - try to "design" an ui

Am I the only one having problems with ui?? 🤔

Fuck ES/TS 😐

Been trying for hours now to get ionic 2 to work with either generators or async functions. Doesn't work because async for ES 5 is only supported with TS 2.1 which breaks the angular compiler. Also can't use generators (not supported for es5 at all by TS).

Also can't really change the ionic build process to just take es6 output instead of es5 and transpile because it's a convoluted mess in a separate node module instead of just a gulp file like with ionic 1.x.

Why is the JS ecosystem such a fucking mess?

This is how it looks like when a cat tries to hack a vending machine. 😂

!rant
What would be the devrant Rick roll?

! Rant
Today I realized that someone can roughly determine whether or not a laptop belongs to a coder just by observing the keyboard carefully.
Just look at this " { " lkey on your keyboard.
Even the most used language maybe.

Leave Facebook to get away from stupid ppl posting stupid memes/gifs.

Join devRant to rant with intelligent peers about dev issu--oh look another meme/gif on my feed!

*slow clap*

Idiot me.

I call this one : "I have no time to find a better solution"

haven't been able to get back into the groove of programming (depression?). Anyone know how to get back on track?

When you find 7 years old website made while you were 14 yo.

Latest accomplishment. Programming my Raspberry Pi to record my apartment when I leave and stop when I get back.

@dfox created devrant to rant and after creating it he felt so satisfied by the appreciation and community , that he left with nothing to rant about.

after making my first animation..

Had an issue trying to upload a text file along with some other image files. What was the issue? How about trying to get the image size of a text file on the backend...

I hate when I'm trynna Google something, but I don't really know what it is... So I don't know how to phrase it...

Reposting at its finest!

It's an easy one but NAME THAT TUNE...

The amount of hacking rants is too damn high!!

Angular2 rant..

It's in rc they said, write prod ready apps they said, it will be fun they said.. Arjziglfns.

just started rewriting for rc5 and modules, multiple declarations everywhere fml.

-_-

Schrodinger's bug. It's there, but isn't.

Fucking someone has to fix the recruiting process.

Fucking who gives a shit about your experience, and what you did so long.

Here take this fucking shitty problem that I googled, so that I can judge you by this one fucking problem.

Oh, youve worked on variety of technologies? Fuck you.

Fuck these interviews. Fml.

I'm writing this rant because I've read all the recent rants here. As well as the top +-100 Algo rants.
So for the ones with the same craving for rants, here's mine.

all unit tests passing

Kinda tired of people telling me that I'm "wrong" for using PHP. There's nothing inherently wrong with PHP. Any language is only as good as the developer using it, and so long as you're comfortable using it and it does what you need it to do, there's no shame in using ANY programming language. Don't let the these cocky "bro"grammers tell you how to do your job.

how to explain inflation to devRant buddies?

when you finally get 15 +1s only find out that it needs 20 to get free sticker 😭😭😭😭😭

how about one comment worth 3 +1s to encourage social communications 😂😂😂

one of my friend has a golden finger👈, he could break your system with one touch, once he borrowed my laptop to update fb status, I saw him literally hit the enter key once, the pc got a blue screen and then rebooted with error, I have to reinstall OS to fix it. I asked around, he did this trick many times😱😱. I guess he could get some profit from this gift😂😂😂

That moment when you realize why not even you can properly use your API

// Not a rant !

But I like puns. And even more programming puns.