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Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”

The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”

“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated."

When you have a programmer girlfriend 😁😁

What do people say about the programmer who lost half his intestines?

He missed a semicolon. :P

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

Honest developer...

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

Just learnt Node JS a week back for a personal project. Started working on it and had to get hospitalized for Dengue. Feeling like a helpless non tech guy without my laptop 😓

This is the snackbar at my university's computer science building

when your janitor knows his audience

Here we go my first rant...

The greatest exception handler ever.

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

.politicians {
word-break: break-all;
}

Schrödinger's

😂😂😂

The polite way of killing a thread

Manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

Dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

Spotted @LaraconEU - buaha, still loving PHP!

front end vs back end

Every goddamn time, when am in a hurry, this (shit) happened.

@dfox
just thought about it...
why not devrant rubber duckies?

(this might be proposed in some other comment/rant already, didnt check for it)

Home office

Happens everytime PM tells me to remove a feature 😥.

I wonder how much of my life I have spent waiting for 'npm install'

#UnpopularOpinion

PHP isn't inherently a bad language. Bad developers give PHP a bad name.

My attitude isn't bad....
It's in BETA! 😝

perfect

I need that stress ball. Therefore desperate times call for desperate measures:

Sudo upvote

Works every time.