When you have a programmer girlfriend 😁😁

What do people say about the programmer who lost half his intestines?

He missed a semicolon. :P

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

Honest developer...

This is the snackbar at my university's computer science building

when your janitor knows his audience

thinking deep meta

This image is still the best explanation of a project.

should work

Hey no judgement 😂😂

*my first day on the job to work on a website used by dozens of companies worldwide and 1000s of users*

me: So where can I find the git repository?
dev: Git?
me: Uh... what kind of source control do you use?
dev: We don't use anything fancy like that.
me: *freaking out a little, I already committed to this job*
me: So then where do you edit your code and how do you back it up?
dev: Oh, I just edit it on FTP and zip all the code every week.

If a developer has to ask what a ticket actually asks for and the answer includes the words "The idea was...", you don't know what you want and it isn't ready for development.

Date a programmer. We break codes, not heart.

"You can always fill the void with programming, you just can't return a value."

An old conversation with a former Team Lead (TL)

TL: The client has requested for a feature. Can you provide an effort estimation.

(gives estimation with task breakdown)

TL: 2 weeks? They wants it in 3 days!

Me:

Where can you find a drunked programmer?

You can find them at foo bar