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Okay! Here’s the truth of my life 🌝

LinkedIn is probably the closest thing we have to a parallel universe,

where all HRs hand out more salary to candidates than they asked for,

where 100% of people struggle in the beginning get their big break and turn their business into a multi-billion dollar company,

where there is no such thing as office politics, every employee is always happy to be a part of the organization.

where each team identifies themselves as a "family".

#ugh

In an effort to deal with the number of “top priority” tickets, management has come up with a new priority level, “urgent”, to help differentiate between tickets that are “top priority” and tickets that are actually “top priority”.

So as you can guess all tickets are now codified as “urgent”.

I’ve suggested management downgrade some tickets back to merely “top priority” as we’re clearly right back where we started with it being difficult to determine which order to do tickets in.

They’ve ignored my request as the bletherings of a clearly unenlightened peon, and have instead came up with a new priority, “mission critical” which will be reserved for the most hallowed of emerg— oh no wait everything is now “mission critical” who would have guessed?

So “Top priority” is the now lowest priority a ticket can have…Naturally.

I like programming but too much of a good thing becomes a bad thing 🤔 I dunno

Me programming year 1️⃣: I want to learn as much as I can
Me programming year 2️⃣: I want to solve this complicated problem and surpass the expectations
Me programming year 3️⃣: I want to solve this complicated problem and get paid
Me programming year 4️⃣: I want to solve this complicated problem even if it is difficult & stressful
....
Me programming year 8️⃣: I aint want nothing no more..

Ok so our director decided to try out google work space
Plugs in our organizations domain and emails etc
trial then expires
we now cant access our emails
cant login
cant do shit

Beat this AI

Why am I so fucking bad with estimates? I am literally 20 hours over on this one thing because it’s so goddamn annoying to deal with.

Here is a gem I found when looking at the previous offshore team's database.

So apparently they didn't know that SQL has an ALTER TABLE command to add new columns. So they created a brand new table, version 2, THEN migrated all the data over, every single time a new field was needed.

Then of course they had to update all their code that previously looked at the original table and the clients had to resync data onto the tablets as well.

Maybe they thought it was a good solution since they don't know what database versioning is (something they also manually implemented) or that ORMs exist.

**Sanitized the table names but kept the general structure, casing, etc

CREATE TABLE [dbo].[TVP_NameHere] AS TABLE(
[NameTime] [datetime] NULL,
[NameId] [int] NULL,
[somethingId] [int] NULL,
[fooId] [int] NULL,
[Time] [int] NULL
)

CREATE TABLE [dbo].[TVP_NameHereV002] AS TABLE(
[NewColumnHere] [int] NULL,
[NameTime] [datetime] NULL,
[NameId] [int] NULL,
[somethingId] [int] NULL,
[fooId] [int] NULL,
[Time] [int] NULL
)

Working from home chair

I found this weird line in a library while debugging, though I really don't know php that well but wouldn't this condition return a boolean anyway?

Am I the only one hating the idea of flexible desk policy?

btw, i'm still using jquery

Everytime I encounter cpanel or plesk

fuck that shit, I dont need that aids-software on any machine

"I'll stop using Windows, Google, Youtube, Facebook, etc and move to a fucking hipster unsupported linux distro, so that they can't spy me in my top secret activities such as watching porn and browsing /r/me_irl"

sigh...

Holy donkey nuts, I get too scared to leaved unpushed code when I take a coffee break.

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/...

When coding is life..

(Taken from a bus)

When you mix art with science

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

<?php
$_GET['rich'] or die('trying');

This is what happens, when you use 16 years old OS in production :-) (Prague subway)

My visual studio birthday cake 😂

Life goal: go to sleep in the same day I woke up

just finished my graduation, now I need luck for my job interview!

Some developers need this book.

The voices made me do it.

College was a hell lot of fun.

I just had a nightmare.

I never became a developer. Instead I had a normal 9-5, didn't do work at home, slept well and spent my free time on social activities.

It was horrible.

Nice one

Home office