How I spend my time.

I heard VS Code is the cool editor now , so I decided to jump on the bandwagon

It's jithub now.

New devComic! Based on a funny rant by @AlgoRythm (https://devrant.com/rants/1168834/)

Kudos to namecheap for making whoisguard (domain whois protection) free forever!

Kudos to them for giving everyone the option of privacy, for free.

I don't even have friends for god's sake! 😂😂😂

My wife came home from her baby shower with this onesie. It made me so happy.

I think about adding a "We don't use cookies"-popup to our upcoming website rework.
Why not list other things? "We don't store your IP-address"-popup? Or "We use HTML"-popup?

Well shit! These GDPR rants and posts everywhere on the internet is more annoying than those emails!

Friend: So, you can program

Me: Yeah

Friend: nice, can you hack a Facebook profile?

Every.
Fucking.
Times.

DatePickers should be a W3C standard handled by the browser. We shouldn't rely on JavaScript plugins to do this basic input stuff

Always

New windows update,
Do you wanna Enable Speech assistant?
Me, No..
Do you want to be tracked?
Me, HELL NO!
Do you want a special ID that we can give you better ads?
Me, WTF WINDOWS!
Last question,
Me, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You are not real devloper untill you suddenly realized "that's how I should code that"

I’m sick of having a manager that doesn’t know how to code. His expectations are continually unreasonable.

That thing, when the coder next to you keeps swearing at the screen...

It's your code you twat...

Had a burnout at my last job when I worked myself to the bone to cope with stress, a failing relationship and not having much money. Also, made a crap ton of mistakes at work because of it.

Didn't sleep much, started skipping lunch to save what little money I had so I could commute (friends treated me every now and then, still grateful), dropped out of college because couldn't juggle work, studies and got chewed out by my family every day and just worked non-stop.

The end result was that I collapsed when I got home one night and woke up at 3 am with a severe migraine; stayed awake till sunrise then left for work again (got scolded really badly by everyone, felt loved). Fun times.

We all faced this.

www.piedpiper.com

Oh my God, they made a real website for it !

And thank you guys for letting me watch this awesome TV show

Omg I’m so happy

I was like a kid who just got his first puppy

@dfox

I know why it exists but.. no thanks.

99 bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
Take one down
and patch it up
117 bugs in the code

Another benefit of working from home: PRIVATE TOILET.

One fucking toilet for 15 people is not enough.

Thank you heroku for letting me fuck around for free without my credit card info.

Never ever do two or three nice things with css, they'll call you the css guy and you will have to do all their shit.