I'm proud to be part of this community ;)
Thanks for the swag stickers.
My laptop is waaaaay cooler now!
@dfox @trogus

At this point there's a poo poking its nose out my butthole but only a few more minutes and I can finally see the output of this program, finish, go to the loo and then go home.

When your neighbours are hogging all the bandwidth...

Cracked my first weak RSA implementation challenge today. Feels pretty awesome.

Involved primes that were very close, which means you can factorize the modulus quickly to get the private key. Normally, you would never use close primes as prime factorization's difficulty relies a certain amount on some distance between the two values.

The reason you can brute force close primes has to do with them being close in value to the square root of the function, meaning that you can search far quicker than if you were to try every combination of primes.

I hate and love my job at the same time.
Who else like this?

What. The. Fuck. Did. Just. Happen.

A random girl followed me on social media. She looked nice and intelligent so I followed her back.

Started to chat about some random stuff. She told me she works at the HR department of an international company and asked me what's my job. Told her I'm a software developer.

Right after that she sent me a selfie. Obviously I said she looks nice, she thanked it and asked some more about my job. After a short discussion I received another selfie but somewhere in between she lost the outer layer of her clothing.

She still looks nice but now I'm sitting here utterly confused and cant tell whether it was my sarcastic humour and moderately handsome facial features which charmed her or she just needs to recruit someone for a new project and willing to do everything to reach the quota.

Client came to visit ,
The team had to give a presentation on our achievements...
I was asked to create the presentation...
Represented our achievements using memes and the client loved it 😬😬

Grammarly just found and corrected an embarrassing mistake in a legal document...

My typo was "onimated"...

Googles spelling and grammar changed it to "dominated"...

Grammarly figured out it should have been "nominated".

Users are wiping their assholes with our software. How accurate...

well, sorry Dave

This 😂

Few months ago, I ate so many MBs (just 300+ GBs) in a month that my ISP blocked my connection and sent a worker to check if i was sharing my internet connection with neighbours etc. { They say UNLIMITED downloads when selling packages }
I was so pissed that after restoration I wrote autorun-on-startup powershell which keeps downloading a 100MB file forever just to eat bandwidth.
This month my downloads crossed a TB.
I feel like I've pissed in ISP's face just to show that if I'm not eating TBs every month, it doesn't mean i can't do it.

Ok Windows, this is starting to get ridiculous...

100% True..
Windows update proves to be a headache sometimes.

When windows tries LSD for the first time

Users waiting for MS Windows to complete updates.

Me everytime Windows tells me "This won't take long"

Am I a joke to you, windows?

Windows 10 still has it. I don't getit

For us windows users!

😂😂 typically windows

Using windows 10 makes me feel like this sometimes...

Windows go home your drunk

The instructions to install on Windows...

Linux and windows

windows sucks

When you are working late night on Windows

Windows updates😂

Why you do this Windows -_-

Guess what! Windows strikes again