Totally agreed.

Excellent Database table design...

Fuck I don't feel like going back to work. This is new, maybe I need a new job?

I just spent 5 minutes trying to fix an error saying that I am missing a ";".

I saw a ; at the end of statement but I kept on getting the error.

After cleaning the monitor the ; disappeared and I was able to see the problem.

Clean your monitor once in a while.

Worst: my previous job was hell and...
Best: in May I quit and so far the current job is a a breeze. Also in 2016 I fully switched to Linux and now everything is going to be fine.

Picture was taken right 'between' two years.

My new years dev resolutions are:
-Learn more c#
-Change jobs
-Read less reddit while on the clock
-Remember that the index on enums start at 0

My advice for new devs, or to all of us :)

When you don't test EVERYTHING...

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

If you're not learning anything new at your job it's probably time to move on.

"I wrote the code, I have to maintain the code, I wont need any comments"

*some months later*

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

I got my reward stress ball about a week ago, but it vanished within minutes of opening the package 😧

Today I found out who had taken it.

Bought new phone. Installed all necessary apps. Installed devrant last.

Forgot devrant password. Decide to skip login, will do it later. Press Skip.

Eyes immediately experience fire burn with the intensity of demon sulfur smoke from light theme. Instant headache.

Find forgot password link with the quickness. Reset password, relieved. Login.

Eyes immediately experience fire burn with the intensity of demon sulfur smoke from light theme.

APPARENTLY MY THEME PREFERENCE IS STORED IN PHONE'S LOCAL STORAGE. THANK YOU FOR THE HEADACHE DEVRANT.

I can relate...

Good guy Chrome. :)

got it somewhere on the net

Rule 1) Always use version control.

Rule 2) Never don't use version control.

Job offers be like:
We need a VIRGIN with atleast 2 years EXPERIENCE of SEX...

No words...

hello world!

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

void walks into a cave
doesn't return

Acceptance Criteria: it should spin

Omg!!!11elf

Future pickup lines.
...
(Some random conversation)
...
Girl :- So what do you do for a
living ?
Me :- Umm, I am a writer.
Girl :- Oh ! Wow, Awesome. What
do you write ?
Me :- Well, you know.
Code. I write code.

thank you @dfox & @trogus

I need this!

Good guy @dfox,
When he sees a good rant without upvotes, he upvotes it.
We need more like @dfox.
Be like @dfox :)